I swear I take this game very seriously

(original meme) (ko-fi for a starving artist)

There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework

rb if you support them

Bin’s identity is valid BUT👏THEIR👏ANSWER👏IS👏NOT👏

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: The most sacred and intimate of relationships

and they were lab partners…

oh my god they were lab partners!

y'all deserve more than u give

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

Now I know logically it is historically impossible for Benjamin Franklin to have been a hentai enthusiast but have you seen a picture of the man

That player who reminds the DM to make things more difficult  (Robin Wood, Different Worlds 35, Chaosium, July/August 1984)

That reminds me…

followed by “I HAVE DARKVISION” “I HAVE DARKVISION” “I HAVE DARKVISION ” “I HAVE DARKVISION” “fuck you guys”

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

When you mad at bae

which veggie tales characters were communists

The tomato… for being red

finally we’re talking about the real issues. tumblr has a habit of stopping people from being brave with their discourse but yall … yall really pushing the things we can publicly talk about.

God Bless.

y’all are going on about rocket and bucky’s metal arm but i just want to see the face of tony stark, pioneer of science, when peter quill pulls out his frickin zune and calls it “earth’s latest technology”

Quill: do you know where I can get more tapes for my Walkman?

Tony:

I think we all know who's running the SCP foundation

Joke from @badjokesbyjeff I think this is a fitting one

lightning mcqueen is a twink

common misconception! hes actually a car

what mcelroy live show is this from

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

Your gf who works with clowns

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000