learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
hey bro. is that your boobs in your shirt or is your penis huge and two of them
I love these posts,, incomprehensible
my post makes perfect sense, if you have the mind of a Dope Soul with a Grand Vision of the world, like I do
anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely
Page of Wands
eigenblogging
can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball
Those memes about hypothetical pretentious "film bro" movies seek the delicate balance of a country of origin that's just foreign enough to orientalize but not enough to be called racist over.
hello 🐙
This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I've heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we're always putting on a puppet show.
I'm begging you to turn the sound on
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
✨️GOLDEN.......✨️
Mouse 🐁
Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.
I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.
the 2 saddest answers a white boy will respond to "hows it going" with
- its going
- hanging in there
these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed
hi again I’ve been coloring these 👹
(Please don’t use my art without my permission!!!!)
Imo smosh fell off
orcs at the top of a very tall watchtower
i think "no ethical consumption under capitalism" has rotted zoomer leftist brains sooooooo much. its like that meme where some christian quotes the bible verse "everything is permissible to me" about watching riverdale. just a universal justification. like in my mind that phrase was always supposed to be about necessities like gas and groceries, not shein hauls and disney plus and hobby lobby. and i am not proposing that anyone shop from "ethical" brands i am proposing that we buy less stuff. maybe steal a little bit.