Hermione: *sees someone commit a murder in the distance* what a psychopath
Hermione: *realizes it's Bellatrix*
Hermione: wait, thats MY Psychopath!
I really love the under my skin, so I drew this picture. Also thanks to the author for the advice on clothing.
Hermione: *upset after work*
Bella: I will destroy every aspect of the human existence. I will crucio everyone who has wronged you. I’ll just need names, locations and a brief physical description.
Hermione: I’d rather have a hug.
Bella: … oh. Okay. *pulls her into a hug and whispers* should I get the ice cream, too?
Cute af
Hermione: please give me words of encouragement so I don’t murder Skeeter right now.
Bella: *whispers* there are no books in Azkaban.
Hermione: *nods* fair enough.
if u dont acknowledge the fanfics u read, the writer won’t think anyone is actually taking the time to read their stuff, which makes our effort feel wasted and our passions feel worthless
Tell. The. Fanfic. Writers. How. You. Feel.
I will always reblog this. It’s important.
Hermione: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you!
Bellatrix: And I'm trying to subtly avoid it!
When Hermione has a type...😂
Bellatrix: …and that’s the 4th one we adopted this month! I don’t know where she finds these cats. They’re all mangy, aggressive, don’t trust anyone…It’s like, out of all the cats out there, why does Hermione have to choose the crazy ones?
Andromeda: …
Bellatrix: What?
"My name is not Hermione. I told you!"
Bellatrix: But you are her!
"I told you, No. My name is Emma. Emma Watson."
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Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.
Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important
If the fucking white witch is with the gays, why are you not?
Reblog this shit.
I was like, “In a rare chance event, I recognize this celeb, now where have I seen her?” and. She’s. The fjking WHITE WITCH from NARNIA <3<3
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WHITE WITCH MY PRECIOUS
AAAAAAA THE WHITE WITCH !!!
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She’s also the witch who trains Dr Strange !!
She’s literally the angel Gabriel in Constantine (2005) which just really nails this in
For anyone who doesn’t know: She has also stated that she has always thought of herself as (gender)queer.
She truly is a lgbtq+ icon✨
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Hermione: Bella says ‘I love you’ weird.
Harry: How so?
Hermione: Watch this.
Hermione: Bella, I love you.
Bellatrix: I’d kill for you.
Hermione: Narcissa says ‘I love you’ weird
Harry: How so?
Hermione: Watch this.
Hermione: Cissa, I love you.
Narcissa: I… don’t find your company unacceptable.
Hermione: Andy, I love you.
Andromeda: I love you too!
Therapist: the different responses says a lot about their personalities.
Bellatrix: I fed your pets while you were away.
Hermione: You mean our children?!
The urge to write all night vs the urge to read fanfics all night vs the urge to fix my sleep schedule
When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature:
- Short story: under 7,500
- Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500
- Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000
- Novel: over 40,000
Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free. If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.
For Bellamione authors in here
Bellatrix [joking around]: hey Cissy, wanna hear a joke?
Narcissa: what?
Bellatrix: Our lives
Narcissa [goes along with it]: no its not. Jokes have meaning.
10 minutes later
Andromeda storming inside the library to find Hermione and Nymphadora: guys, they're not okay
Bellatrix: *Gently taps the table*
Andromeda: *Taps back*
Narcissa: what are they doing?
Hermione: Morse code
Bellatrix: *aggressively taps the table*
Andromeda: *slams hand on the table* "YOU TAKE THAT BACK-!"
Andromeda: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Narcissa: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin on one side.
Bellatrix: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE 🍪!!
So I watched Encanto and I am obsessed. However as the oldest sister in my family Luisa and Isa’s songs hit WAY to close to home. A quarter into Luisa’s song I literally went “not like this” and isa’s song was just the finishing blow. Such a great movie and I HIGHLY recommend every watch it.
So fucking relatable
As a survivor during a zombie apocalypse, you’re unwillingly being protected by a vampire coven because you’re their only sustainable food source for miles around.
“I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.”
— Unknown
Harry: Do you trust her?
Hermione: No...
Hermione: .. but I trust her anger