Bitch Mode has been activated

I still want you, what the hell is my fucking problem???

You make me feel like the sheets on your bed. They keep you warm and comfy, yet you still continue to pee on them. Sometimes you even bring other girls on the sheets... The good part is that you lay on the sheets naked...

I'm gonna write a book...

Decisions, decisions

Well I decided on two things One? Um I'm completely and irrevocably in desperate love with you Two? You are gonna do shit about it...

Twilight Parody!!!

I miss you

Damn, I just saw you... and I already wanna see you again...

Buttery Nutella French Toast

Serving 6

~ingredientsPut 1 jar of nutella Butter(a lot) 12 pieces of bread (toasted ~opptional) 1 cup whole milk 1cup of brown sugar 1 Tbs ground cinnamon

2 mixing bowls Spoon Six plates Microwave

#Steps 1. Melt all nutella 2. Mix half of the milk in nutella 3. Heat nutella for 30 seconds 4. Add the rest of the milk, stir well! 5. Put in fridge scolding hot.

6. Mix all of the brown sugar and cinnamon 7. Add a tsp of melted butter, mix well.

8. Put a spoonful of butter on two pieces of bread. 9. Melt butter ON bread, not before. 10. Sprinkle brown sugar/cinnamon on moist, buttery bread. 11. (These should be on plates!) 12. Drizzle nutella on ONE piece after you heat up the nutella. 13. Put a scoop of butter on it. 14. Put a second piece on that. 15. Put nutella on it. 16. Put butter on it. 17. Put it in the microwave for 30 seconds Repeat steps 8~17 for the rest of the bread.

Love you all!

Peyton Griffin, please give me credit for this, I worked hard for it...

Wut?

Holy shiitake mushrooms! You're actually catching on to what I'm saying! Blessed be the god who created me and you. Well, not me, I think Satan sweat me out of his nut-sack while screwing a demon prostitute. You, oh Jesus, you are a gift from the Greek Gods, and (God) himself.

I believe in Greek Myths... yesh deary...

Joseph McCann

Tomorrow

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go up to you and say "kiss me, kiss me now..." If you don't, I'll go die in a hole If you do, then I'll prove to you why I'm worth it. Then I'll walk away.