Guys I am begging you please read Brennan Lee Mulligan's story about the Insane Christmas Party. He does not even BEGIN to describe it in the Fireside Chat.
PLEASE. Please. Please take the time to read this.
“By the world I was taken By storm I was tossed But I told myself that love’s never lost.”
- Love’s Never Lost from A Man of No Importance
I was feeling a bit nostalgic about campaign 2, so I thought I’d draw a little something
Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.
The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic …
the Bard will never die.
and this comic is fucking genius.
Booooooy how people don’t want to look at this.
Arguably, with age, the majority of people do become disabled.
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“Why should healthy people pay for sick people?” “Because the only things separating healthy people from sick people are time and luck.”
All the previous reblogs with commentary being in 2019 is fucking haunting.
late summer / early fall thoughts
The next town over from me was evacuated two weeks ago. I live in Nova Scotia. It's one of the wettest parts of Canada.
How to build a sturdy bridge out of 9 beams using ancient methods
A full picture of the painting mentioned (Along the River During the Qingming Festival/清明上河图) can be found here, but I've inserted the section with the bridge under the cut
[eng by me]
@davidcridout for reasons he knows
DEAR TUMBLR STAFF
YOUR HONKIN HUGE NEW “POST” ICON IN THE CORNER
(instead of on the toolbar WHERE IT BELONGS)
NOW COVERS UP THE MUTE/SOUND ICON THAT I “HAVE” TO USE EVERY TIME 
BECAUSE YOUR STUPID NEW PICTURE VIEWER/VIDEO PLAYER DOES NOT WORK
When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.
my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made
grendelmenz-deactivated20200929
some sort of love poem
grendelmenz-deactivated20200929
This is the wildest result of one of my comics becoming popular I feel rabid
was just gonna reblog this bomb ass comic again bc it's a mood but the author's addition is hilarious. this is why your english teachers taught you to find meaning in a text
djkoenig-deactivated20140905
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
continueplease
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
andwhentheskywasopened
i found it
the original post
i found it
eviesrealitychangesdaily
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
allons-ynumberten
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
worldheritagepostorginization
World Heritage Post
Everyone here is dead.
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Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website.
Copying in the text from the original TikTok for @alexseanchai
What’s CT drinking tonight?
Dollar store vodka and mucho mango Arizona ice tea. I call it "Da Estus Flask"
Dan I think that would turn my pussy upside down.
captain-price-officially
Yep
this doesn’t just block nonbinary people it blocks anyone who doesn’t provide that personal information to google. it’s a direct punishment for trying to remain at all anonymous or private. one might ask why companies are so desperate to seek out and FILTER based on gender in the first place.
