Serious Enough

DARRY

you and Darry have been together for quite a bit and the gang always ask questions about you to and recently two-bit and Steve have been asking waay to many

"Sooon have you hit a home run yet" two says wiggling his eyebrows 

"Shut up that's not your business" Darry says making some lunch for himself and Y/N who is in bed reading a book 

"Awwww is Darry a virgin" Steve says 

" omg he totally iiissss" two said

Then two-bit ran around the house yelling "Darry the Virgin Mary" and when soda heard this he ran right into the kitchen and started to rub Darry's stomach "when do you think your gonna start showing" he said with a baby voice 

"Darry is definitely not a virgin and if he is maybe we should go change that"you said as you walk into the kitchen and kissed Darry " so what do you think babe should we go change that?" You said smirking he got what you we're going at so he played along 

"Definitely" he said kissing your neck 

"Come on guys look what you did" pony-boy said as he put his shoes on and stuck his tongue out with a gross face "dally then walked in before the door shut after pony left 

"Hey guys- Woah are guy making a porno" He said with a smirk 

"Yes we are" you said in a seductive voice 

"Am out" soda said as he left leaving the front door open 

"Me too" said Steve but two-bit hadn't left yet "am gonna call your bluff" he said as he turned to watch tv 

You smiled as you pushed Darry against the counter and unbuckled his belt you pulled his plant down but his dick was still covered by his boxers you smirked at him and licked him through his boxers 

" oh fuck" he moaned not expecting that. Then you both heard the front door slam

You laughed and looked up at Darry "wanna make that porno now?"

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Part two?

eddie munson is a gift to all the weird kids, the queer kids, the alt kids, the neurodivergent kids, the burnt-out gifted kids, the traumatised kids, the “friendly but awkward” kids, the “sensitive” kids, the kids who love and care about everyone but have no clue how to show it, the kids who will do anything to make sure no one hurts as much as they do, and the kids who are fighting to be proud of who they are despite the world trying to make them feel ashamed. kids like me, kids like you. eddie munson is a fucking gift

I'm super fucking high so just imagine two-bit behind you, pulling your hair as he slams his cock into you. Imagine how it would feel to have him licking at your clit while he fingers you. And omg, riding him would be amazing. He'd grab at your stomach and your waist in such a needy/loving way that you can't help but love yourself no matter how big or small you are. It would be fucking awesome

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

tumblr users complaining about tumblr

i like kisses in which you can tell the person does not want to pull away. the ones that instead of taking a break, they kiss your neck even when you don’t want to have sex. the type of kisses in which you pull away, and they tell you one more. the type which entire hours go by and you still want more.

“Forgive me, for all the things I did but mostly for the ones I did not.”

— Donna Tartt, The Secret History

hi ! i know i haven’t updated this blog in forever, but i’ve been working on a fic that i’m really proud of and i’m planning on uploading it tonight. i’m going to be coming back to this blog FULL TIME so i’d love to rebuild my moot interaction and have steady inbox asks again, some anons, etc.

tagging some moots the max is 50 lol

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go watch Barbie

So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

This is the speech. Write it on every goddamn wall out there.

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

— Unknown