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The Unholy System

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(mod casket made the flag in banner)READ OUR PINNED POST BEFORE FOLLOWING PLEASE. They/Them. 15+ please. roughly 30 of us.  body is 18   this is really just a place for us to be open about our system.

OUR DNI, THINGS ABOUT OUR BLOG, AND MINI ALTER INTROS

Our DNI really just means don't follow or message unless otherwise stated

  • Non-traumagenic systems and their supporters. If you're polite and understand our veiws likely won't change we're willing to talk/debate. But it needs to stay polite, if we feel we can't keep it that way we will say so and stop the conversation where it's at.
  • If you actively support JKR or the HP in anyway. Introjects are okay, but if you're supporting jkr and her work dni
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  • Terfs, racists, homophobes, etc
  • If you this trans men (or men in general) can be lesbians. Men cannot be lesbians. And women cannot be gay. Nonbinary ppl regardless of pronouns can be lesbian or gay.
  • If you ship or support people that ship incest or pedophic ships
  • If you don't like fictive heavy or nonhuman heavy systems. We are one so...
  • If you post only nsfw. Jokes are fine, but nsfw works as your only posts pls dni
  • If you/your bodys age is over 25 pls don't message. We're alright with things like reblogs, comments, and following, but messaging adults makes the majority of us uncomfortable.

THINGS ABOUT OUR BLOG/ WARNINGS

  • We will ocassionally reblog or post nsfw humor, if that makes you uncomfortable pls dni for your sake
  • While we aren't strictly a syscourse blog we reblog some syscourse things here and there, most of it is anti endo if you don't like that pls move on
  • While we support littles and reggressors, our blog is not always a good place for littles or ppl in little spaces to interact with. Please know your own and/or your littles limits
  • We have every right to block you if you make us uncomfortable. We don't owe you any explination
  • If any of us say or do something uneducated, or something that makes you uncomfortable, you can tell us. Please do if you think it's important. But we understand that just blocking us may he easier and if you want us to block you as well please let us know. Just like we have every right to block you, you have every right to block us. We want this to be a place that is safe and comfortable. If it doesn't feel that way to you, either let us know what's wrong so we can fix it, or block us/ask us to block you. You don't owe us an explination if you don't want to give one. You don't have to feel bad either we understand.

MINI ALTER INTROS

Ash - she/they, 18

Ava - she/her, 18

Bart Allen - He/they, 17, fictive

Batman - He/him, 23, fictive

Blitzo - he/she/they, fictive

Coffee/Remy - they/he/she/it/zir, ageless, nonhuman

Constantine - he/they, 19

Dark - he/him, nonhuman shapeshifter

Dean - he/him, 22

Divinity - they/she, angel, ageless

Eda - she/they/he, 27, fictive

Elena - she/her

Ghost - they/he/it/any neo or nounselves, host, 18

Hotch - he/him, external Caretaker, 30, criminal minds fictive

Jack - He/magik/they/spell, OC fictive, 18-20 idk my age not an age slider, co-host(?)

Jinx - she/they/blue/boom, fictive, 19

Jonathan Sims - he/him, fictive, 20s

Luke - he/him, 19

Mara - she/her, nonhuman, ageless

Mason - he/him

Max - she/they/he, 16, not a fictive but has pseudo memories from an RP her and Ghost did with their friend before she went dormant

Medusa - she/they, ageless, not an introject just looks like Medusa so she took the name

Mimic - she/it, nonhuman

Moxxie - he/they/it, fictive, 29

Nifty - she/it, nonhuman

Powder - she/they, fictive, 8 (she is the only little we let on here and there are reasons we trust her with this. They are monitored when she is on here)

Ritz - he/they/it, nonhuman, 19

Skid Drift - he/they/she, genderfluid masc leaning, 18

Sylabelle - she/they/he, demon shapeshifter, ageless

Thing - he/it/they, non-human, ageless??

Trix - she/they looking for neoprouns, nonhuman, 18

Vegas - they/he, 18

Wisp - ageless, she/it

Sometimes I see this panel used in metas about Jason, as a way of basically saying "this is what Jason needs to relearn! He can't save everyone / it isn't his responsibility / etc."

And that's a strange take to me because like...everything that happens to Jason is why he can never believe this again.

Because it's one thing to say this when you're the survivors.

And it's another thing when you have been the victim. When you have been the one written off as not being able to save everyone.

Jason was a murdered child. He was collateral damage. And he knows that without a fluke of fate, he would still be dead. He can't believe excuses anymore ("your antiquated morality") for why victims like him are allowed to happen, he can't accept platitudes (a good soldier) in the face of his own death.

In Batman's ongoing struggle to find the least humiliating way to be carried by Superman, he has Superman hold him under his arms and then the next day and picture of him being held like that gets posted next to this picture:

and Batman's search for better positions continue

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long bat in space

Bruce always worries when his children disappear or leave Gotham, but he gets even worse when it's Dick or Tim.

This is the thing, Jason goes off world with Kori and Roy and comes back calmer and saner.

Cassandra rarely stays in Gotham. She has a hard time remembering to call home, but she does, and Bruce is immensely happy to hear from her.

Damian goes off and returns with a sense of self and victory. He had a lot of fun with Jon, no one knows what they were up to.

Dick leaves and when he's back, he is carrying 3000 new tons of ✨trauma✨. He's been tortured, held hostage, save a small planet, lost his teammates. It's been a hellish week, let alone a month.

Tim disappears, doesn't call, doesn't text, nobody knows where he is. He comes back one day with a longer criminal record and the loyalty of a gaggle of assorted unhinged individuals.

Bruce trusts Jason, Cass and Damian to be responsible. Dick attracts danger, and Tim stumbles into it instead of sidestepping it.

It's been two days since Dick’s arrival at the Wayne Manor. Currently Dick is holding a magazine with a picture of him and Bruce on its cover.

Dick: What's a DILF?
Bruce, chocks on his tea: What?!
Dick, shows the cover: Here, it says you're a DILF.
Bruce: Ah, it means...
Bruce: ...
Bruce: a Dad who Is Loving and Fantastic.
...

Months later.

Superman: Batman has told me a lot about you.
Dick as Robin, enthusiastic: He has?
Superman: Yes, your Dad loves you so much.
Robin: Holy hotdogs! He's a real DILF.
Superman:
Superman:
Superman: Oh yeah... He certainly is.

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? To you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

wayne family adventures moments that i love dearly (pt. 1?)

roy harper? he's so chill about it too like damian you're struggling with making friends here's my advice i love jason

he's so sparkly

each of their faces gets me every time

jason just looks annoyed

dick just looks apologetic, like batman will be pissed at him

damian looks downright angry

tim, poor tim looks so uncomfortable

he's just cracking some guys skull!! (i love jason)

this is my favorite quote in history

bart is so flash, like hes just vibing and not at all caring about how stressed his friend is about him being there

he's the angsty one not jason

cis guy w a penis who carries around a packer in his pocket so if anyone asks "is that something in your pants or are you just happy to see me" he can be like "its a penis." and pull it out

Batfam dnd is all fun and games until Jason's character is the first to die.

Tim: okay, so that...is your last failed death save. Any final words?
Jason: No. I stare down fate with a look of acceptance.
Dick, Babs and Bruce: *weeping*
Everyone else: *Deeply Uncomfortable*
Tim:
Tim: If I give you an opportuntity to resurect him, would that make it better, or worse?

the batkids morality codes:

dick: Everybody deserves kindness

jason: everybody deserves a second chance

Damain: there is a better way

Cass: I can be better

tim: i don't want to be evil gun batman

I firmly believe that Jason Todd was the scrawniest Robin by a very wide margin (he was both short and a beanpole) he earned the nickname Little Wing by literally being a spec of a child.

Sure, all the robins were small (they’re kids) but Jason was notably scrawny.

This is why basically no one saw it coming that he was Red Hood. My man died, fucked off for four years, experienced puberty and came back 14 inches taller and built like a fridge.

Headcanon that Tim starts taking better care of himself after losing his spleen. He takes his antibiotics religiously, actively avoids injuries in the field, stays home when he is sick, sleeps at least 6 hours and has a healthy diet, listens to and obeys Alfred and Leslie when they tell him he needs to rest or not patrol. Tim is so good about keeping himself healthy that when he ran the statistics, he realized he was more efficient, made less mistakes in the field, and patrolled more because he didn't have to take time off to heal (it also meant Alfred scolding him less).

Surprisingly, Damian is the first one to notice Tim's sudden change in behaviour, and he is also the first and only one to follow Tim in his steps. The two of them team up several times in the field because they cannot deal with the others' recklessness.

As a matter of fact, Tim blew up in Bruce's face once when Batman almost drown in Gotham Harbor (What the fuck, Bruce? Sit. Did I or did I not tell you to move? "Oh, we have to save the Joker!" Just let him choke, you delusional—). Bruce did not drown, but he did get pneumonia and neither of his younger children let him live it down for a month. He almost cried. Alfred was very supportive of the kids' campaign.

Damian constantly side eyes Dick and Jason, and makes pointed comments about their habits. He would pinpoint how exactly Nightwing could have avoided being stabbed, and throw out every single beer can in Jason's fridge whenever he catches Red Hood slipping.

The worst part? It doesn't stop in Gotham. Red Robin and Robin bring it to the entire superhero community. It's a problem.

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Bruce asks dick (and only dick because his children aren’t allowed to be there at the same time) to go shopping but he ends up bringing

  1. Cass who nobody can say no to. dick thinks it’s fine, it’s only one other person
  2. Steph because cass insists they’re a package deal. It’s only two extra people, after all
  3. Jason because ‘you never pick the right brand of olive oil’. The number of people is getting iffy, but dick lets it go
  4. They find Damian already sitting shotgun. Dick tries to get him to leave, but apparently he needs ingredients for a science project. dick knows he’s in trouble with Bruce now, but at least it’s not everyone.
  5. threyre halfway there when duke, at the end of his patrol, spots them. dick just sighs. what Bruce doesn’t know won’t hurt him, right? at least tim isn’t coming.
  6. they arrive at the grocery store and dick goes to unload shopping bags from the trunk. Tim is sleeping there. dick doesn’t even want to know.
  7. they end up racing the shopping carts down the aisles. Cass drives Steph, dick drives Damian, Jason drives a snoring tim straight into a tomato sauce display. Bruce Wayne has to make a ‘generous donation’ to the store. dick is grounded.

*Vicki Vale confronts Tim about being Red Robin*

Tim: Let me say this. If I had one wish in the world, it would be that vigilantes get what they deserve. And not go to heaven.

Stephanie: Tim.

Tim: Vigilantes… those dicks.

The Batkids stances on murder:

Dick: murder is wrong. Except when it’s the joker

Jason: murder is ok

Cass: murder is wrong

Damian: murder is wrong

Duke: murder is wrong

Steph: murder is wrong

Tim: murder would make Bruce upset