god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
HOW
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual
legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes
today is my dogs birthday and for every like/reblog i’ll give her a hug for you
Well he’s adorable.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
So, I’ve been missing my leg for four years now. I’ve adapted quite well. I get around just fine with a prosthetic.
However, when I’m at home in my small apartment, I prefer to crawl short distances instead of going through the hassle of putting my prosthetic on. It’s jut more convenient that way.
So last night we had some company over to watch scary movies, and I read everyone a few short submissions to/r/nosleep. Everyone was pretty spooked before we went to bed. Two friends of mine slept on the couch, and one of them was someone we have never had over before. So this individual had never seen me crawl without my leg on. To describe it, I kind of move like a very slow cheetah who’s missing a hind leg. Like a tri-pod crawl, if that makes sense. So, I suppose it can be unsettling if you’re not expecting it.
In the middle of the night/early morning, I decide to leave my room for a drink. I didn’t turn the hall light on so I wouldn’t disturb my sleeping guests. There’s just enough light coming from the light above the sink to guide me where I needed to go. As I’m turning the corner to enter the kitchen, I see a figure and I hear “OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK”, next thing I know, I’m getting kicked in the face. I suppose my friend recognized my foul mouth screaming back at him, because then he turned the light on and started apologizing profusely.
TL;DR: I crawled through my apartment without my prosthetic leg, my friend thought I was a demon and started kicking me in the face.
PLEASE READ:
I don’t care if this ruins your blog and doesn’t fit with the theme. YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS; you could save a life, and that this moment, it’s really important that you do that.
It is said to be that ISIS have announced that their next targets are ROME, WASHINGTON and LONDON. If you’re in ANY major city, PLEASE leave get your loved ones out. The cities are no longer safe, the world is broken and I can’t stress how important this is. YOU NEED TO LEAVE ANY MAJOR CITY NOW. If you can’t PLEASE, stay in your homes, stay inside where it’s safe. I am begging you, please stay safe.
MAJOR CITIES:
Tokyo, Japan New York, USA Sao Paulo, Brazil Mexico City, Mexico Manila, Philippines Mumbai/Delhi, India Jakarta, Indonesia Lagos, Nigeria Kolkata, India Cairo, Egypt Los Angeles, USA Buenos Aires, Argentina Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Moscow, Russia Shanghai, China Karachi , Pakistan Paris, France Istanbul, Turkey Nagoya,Japan Beijing, China Chicago, USA London, UK Shenzhen, China Essen/Düsseldorf, Germany Tehran, Iran Bogota, Colombia Lima, Peru Bangkok, Thailand Johannesburg/East Rand, South Africa Chennai, India Taipei, Taiwan Baghdad, Iraq Santiago, Chile Bangalore, India Hyderabad, India St Petersburg, Russia Philadelphia, USA Lahore, Pakistan Kinshasa, Congo Miami, USA Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam Madrid, Spain Tianjin, China Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Toronto, Canada Milan, Italy Shenyang, China Dallas/Fort Worth, USA Boston, USA Belo Horizonte, Brazil Khartoum, Sudan Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Singapore, Singapore Washington, USA Detroit, USA Barcelona, Spain Houston, USA Athens, Greece Berlin, Germany Sydney, Australia Atlanta, USA Guadalajara, Mexico San Francisco/Oakland , USA Montreal, Canada Monterey, Mexico Melbourne, Australia Ankara, Turkey Recife, Brazil Phoenix/Mesa, USA Durban South, Africa Porto Alegre, Brazil Dalian, China Jeddah, Saudi Arabia Seattle, USA Cape Town, South Africa San Diego, USA Fortaleza, Brazil Curitiba, Brazil Rome, Italy Naples Italy Minneapolis/St. Paul, USA Tel Aviv , Israel Birmingham, UK Frankfurt, Germany Lisbon, Portugal Manchester, UK San Juan, Puerto Rico Katowice, Poland Tashkent, Uzbekistan Fukuoka, Japan Baku/Sumqayit, Azerbaijan St. Louis, USA Baltimore, USA Sapporo, Japan Tampa/St. Petersburg, USA Taichung, Taiwan Warsaw, Poland Denver, USA Cologne/Bonn, Germany Hamburg, Germany Dubai, UAE Pretoria, South Africa Vancouver, Canada Beirut, Lebanon Budapest, Hungary Cleveland, USA Pittsburgh, USA Campinas, Brazil Harare, Zimbabwe Brasilia, Brazil Kuwait, Kuwait Munich Germany Portland, USA Brussels, Belgium Vienna, Austria San Jose, USA Damman, Saudi Arabia Copenhagen, Denmark Brisbane, Australia Riverside/San Bernardino, USA Cincinnati, USA Accra, Ghana
Please guys, reblog this out of love and respect.
**Also tagging my usual tags to raise more awareness**
THIS NEEDS MORE AWARENESS! PLEASE I BEG YOU, REBLOG IT, SHARE IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. THIS NEEDS TO BE HEARD, PLEASE THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE!
stay safe y'all
Make sure you and your loved one safe
Don’t come crawling back to me when you break down You can find somebody else
WHAT YOU NEED // BMTH
Perfect timing, and so important that openly bi people in the public eye are joining these conversations. Visibility matters. Onward, #BiWeek!
my dad told me he was taking me to see “the skeleton house”
it did not disappoint
a year ago i went to visit my dad and as soon as i walked thru the door he said “get in the truck i want to show you the skeleton house” and then he drove me to an obscure back area of his neighborhood and showed me this
and i took some pics for tumblr since yall love skeletons and whatnot and it got a bunch of notes but then it died down and i didnt see a single notification for months.
but today. october 1st. i get on tumblr
and suddenly i have like 10 notifs on my dash for this post
yall brought this post back from the dead in the same way our skeleton friends depicted above were risen to carry out their daily suburban activities
i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses bands and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart
Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you
Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…
my meds are I’m the back of a storage unit fUCJ MY LIFE
