I think it needs a rebranding. a new name. I'm only half joking.

I think it needs a

rebranding. a new name. I’m

only half joking.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

glow in the dark elephant toothpaste experiment | source source

now that’s what I call SLUDGE

crazy how that stuff works

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

excuse me?

no no hear them out

Saturn Devouring His Son

yo frawg

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

simply put, that boy weren't right

Thog do caare

🥺!! (x)

chock-full of murder and yet he's being gripped

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

to have the decadence this finch is experiencing with millet seeds...

fool you are in the food

peets in the eats

the indignation at the spoon not shovelling food directly into his gotdamn beakhole

New litmus test for US politicians, if they can't survive being pushed down a flight of stairs then they don't belong in office

So Lili, my 8 y-o, is spending the night at her grandma's

and they get ice cream after dinner

and she has one with chocolate and nuts and it's delicious and she really enjoys it

and then she learns that the tasty bits are Turles

and apparently she's never seen Turtles candy, so she thinks she has eaten turtles and they were delicious and she's so upset she's almost in tears, and demands to call home

So grandma, who is trying to reassure her and not getting through at all, calls us, and Lili tearfully confesses with GREAT GUILT and then we have to contain our laughter long enough to assure her that no, she hasn't eaten Donatello, those aren't actually made of turtles.

She was crying in distress, I'm crying laughing, what the fuck-

jeopardy prompt

hi are you ok. idont think your keyboard is working properly