me: *neglects my duo lingo app*
The Duolingo Owl:

friend: i’ll always listen if you ever want to talk about your problems, no matter what
me, securing a brand new set of locks to the entrance door of my Isolation Tower: thats so nice of you
The signs:
The girl: CAPRICORN, Gemini, Taurus, Scorpio, ARIES, Leo, Sagittarius Kapri (that’s his name): PISCES, CANCER, Aquarius, VIRGO, Libra
should i be in bed? yes
am i? hell no
should i be in bed? no
am i? hell yes