Fuck I want u so badly.

I love asking 7 different people for advice then do what i want

Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak; “Concerns from a hot-boxed jeep”

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

Fall asleep in my arms & I’ll trace my fingers along your body.

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

Say it with me: I’m worthy of being loved, and appreciated, even when I may feel like I’m not.

someone holding me would fix me

let’s talk about the universe and make out

Literally all I wanna do is cuddle right now. 

being a girl is all about jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

The most attractive thing to me is effort. Someone who really wants to talk to me, wants to see me, wants to make me a part of their day.