Donna + holding Sophie 

Mamma Mia! (2008) / Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds

I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison

absolute units

one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it

life during the cold war was just whatever

The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning

Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.

The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort

welcome to the weirdest zoom in awards here is our first nominee

List of ancient beings on earth right now

Tommy Wiseau

Eric Andre

Keanu Reeves

This is Jeff Goldum erasure

Eric and Jeff are both like… Young immortals, a couple hundred years old

Keanu is a healthy fully formed immortal, a good 2-3 thousand years old

Tommy wiseau predates modern man, and has gone mad with eternity

In case anyone wasn’t clear on my feelings on our current political outlook. 

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Submitted by orbiting-daydreams.

I don’t know anything about Canadian politics but I follow a bunch of people from Canada, but I don’t have the base knowledge of the state of your country to understand what I’ve tried to read about him.

Can any Canadian pals explain what’s going on?

This is a good start:

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop: 500 Days of Trudeau’s Broken Promises

Trudeau abandons electoral reform, breaking key campaign promise

Canada approves two massive oil pipeline projects

Trudeau welcomes Trump’s Keystone pipeline revival

‘We’re going to ensure that pipeline gets built,’ Trudeau says on San Francisco visit

'It is our Standing Rock:’ First Nations announce legal actions against feds, Kinder Morgan

Trump and Trudeau are gunning to massively privatize infrastructure – and it’s going to cost you

Indigenous leaders give Trudeau government failing grade on delivering promises

By sticking with Harper climate targets, Trudeau flinches at chance to show leadership

Trudeau’s Orwellian logic: We reduce emissions by increasing them

Trudeau government allowing huge deal with Saudi Arabia despite human rights abuse concerns

Canadian government 'lied’ over $12bn arms sale to Saudi Arabia

Trudeau’s silence means complicity in the age of Trump

wish we got to hear the collab rihanna and gaga made for artpop when this photo was taken :(

whole pussy out

dirt in my mouth

sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south

bone removal

without approval

i found your name and address on the google

Jumping Ship: Tessa and Scott

i didn’t know there was a madonna concert last night

feb 15 should be palentines day where u and ur pals go to walmart and buy all the discount candy and validate each other 

I am HEAVILY cursed and I blame 13 year old me

am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

i’m a vlv

vampire loving vampire

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site