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listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

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job interview

interviewer: why do you want a job at my bakery? me: i dont know. i just really Knead the dough interviewer: wow. ok. Listen , im only hiring you just so i can fire you 

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

FLAMED HER ASS 😂😂

G.K. Chesterton (via quotemadness)

no

maybe