It turns out that the Statue of Liberty is actually a Weeping Angel, it’s just so big that it’s always been visible to someone. Now, with the smoke filling New York, it’s gone unobserved for the first time.
You tried an online ancestral DNA test just for fun. To your surprise, just after an hour, the FBI broke into your house and arrested you.
She is quite possibly the strongest woman on earth, and she’s in love with you. You love her back, and it’s terrifying
You’re a mythology college professor. One day, you decide to show your class how people used to “summon” gods. Yo your surprise, the ritual works.
You know when Isaac has like four books in his hands in the Paris bookstore and he turns and spots what I can only assume is another book somewhere offscreen and immediately zooms over to it, you know the face he makes, like "ooooooo book!" I felt that on a spiritual level.
i'm not good at math but i can find god and sex in places you've never dreamed of
to the grown ass man who responded to my email with a "hehehe", I wish you a very much I love you
the way I listen to bears in trees when I need a good cry but also when I need to cheer myself up at the same time says a lot about them I think
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and with your help i could be president too
zechery-deactivated20220114
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
The fourth little pig built his house out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.