thank u @dreamdripdistance for making possible the funniest iteration of post-top surgery pics (it's a temporary tattoo)

Crab Day!!!

Here on Tumblr!!

Buy crabs!

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

im definitely buying crabs cause this seems hilarious and i dont want another site to abandon me

sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire week to truly heal

sometimes that song is making your mind up by bucks fizz, with the 1981 eurovision video where they do the weird little dance and sometimes (most times) im not actually healing but just "rhythymically" shaking and convulsing my entire body while trying to convince myself that im dancing

If you come in you don’t have to come out

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

Abdominal Pain Grid

This is INCREDIBLY HELPFUL.

Me and my demons

HAVE THE BEST PRIDE MONTH!

Happy Pride to the Aces!

happy pride month gay tumblr people! im proud of my 115 day duolingo streak, for pride month im duolingoing to learn every european language for 2 days to keep it up. ik theres not that many days in june so ill just have an extra long pride month instead. also im ace panromantic

its gonna be these languages since thats all the official ones according to europa.eu:

Bulgarian, Croatian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, Estonian, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hungarian, Irish, Italian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Maltese, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovak, Slovenian, Spanish and Swedish.

doing them in that order too so i dont get confused

‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)

i like the strong use of yellow and the unusually long fries, as it resembles old paintings where it was basically a flex to use lots of yellow and paint unusually long orange peels because it was hard to get the yellow paint quite right

i love old paintings of modern things its one of my favorite things

I love myself looking sexy for the sheer pleasure of it

just like me fr

Asexuals for some reason have the ultimate rizz despite us experiencing no sexual attraction. Like I don’t know what it is or how it works but it’s just how it is and if I guess this is a burden I will just have to bare.

first time reblogging a post im so cool