• people would definitely not mess with you cause they know that your wayne’s girl
• BUT if someone does end up being a jerk and messes with you, the next day you never see them. why? who knows!
• wayne totally beat them to a pulp
• he would kill for you, he would die for you, he would do anything for you
• he fucking adores you
• him getting shy when you guys cuddle but absolutely loving it
• him being the big spoon
• getting flustered but happy when you hold hands in public
• he loves to give you little kisses on your forehead, hand, cheek and nose
• basically your whole face
• you bandaging him up after every time he gets into a fight

• he loves your kisses
• complimenting him everyday till he is red because he never use to get compliments and you want him to feel better about himself and loved
• when he compliments you, he always overthinks it in his head because he wants to get it right
• if you are feeling down, immediately he would ask “who hurt you?”
• but then when he realizes it’s something else he would be attached to you and would give you so many kisses or hugs cause he hates to see you so sad
• and if you are crying??? oh, this boy’s heart is shattered into millions of pieces
• “hey, hey, hey please don’t cry. shh, it’s alright, i’m here.”
• even after seeing you cry for awhile now, it still breaks him
• him giving you his jacket whenever because he thinks you look adorable in it and just loves when you wear any of his clothes
• he wouldn’t call you nicknames all the time but one of the nicknames he would definitely call you is darlin’ !
• sitting in his lap or between his legs is the best
• he loves having you close to him at all times
• overall, wayne is definitely the best boyfriend ever!

bonus:

Shit, maybe I miss you. 

Thanks for having us

“Ben Mendelsohn only plays villains!!!”

I didn’t have the money and I wanted a tuxedo that was made out of marshmallows. I’m gonna get out of here. [x]