my parents are going to go see kevin heart tonight and wont take me even though i wanted to go real bad so i am going to masturbate on their favorite couches
do it bruh
rebels lol

my parents are going to go see kevin heart tonight and wont take me even though i wanted to go real bad so i am going to masturbate on their favorite couches
do it bruh
rebels lol
Oh my god. This makes me smile every time.
This is perfect.
+
Plot Twist: Ashton actually didn’t have a boner in the acceptance video, thats just how big he is when he isnt hard.
quote from my 28 year old cousin when I showed her that video:
"He doesn’t have a boner, babe. He’s fucking hung."
fuck me..
if Abigail Breslin can get Michael Clifford than so can I
this is the most uplifting thing ive seen all day
same
im cLAWING MY EYES OUT HES SO CUTE OMG
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i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress i fucking hate this dress
same.
im literally sobbing tf delete this
I’m crying
Idc if this doesnt go with my feed i have to put this on there
MY HEART JUST SHATTERED
yknow I was having a good day. and now I have tears streaming down my face 😭
Omg
damn
fucking moron tried to flip his hair and knocked his hat off his head
look at his bicep fjezaxniwqzfghklsa!
mhmm
omfffff😂
when you’re looking good and want the whole world to know
here we have the crazy michael clifford acting casual
why is this getting a lot of notes out of nowhere…?
bc he's punk rock & he can do what he wants
just gonna leave this here ok
pretty sure in the beginning he was watching a screen of the go-pro on his gutiar lol
Suit yourself… More tickets for me 💁💁
damn straight😂
i just saw a vine of luke pointing to where they were going on 9/7/15 & i saw indiana (where i live) & just start fucking crying😂 im so excited i cant even contain my happiness lmao
holy hell omg
go mikey
The Boyfriend Experiment (EXPOSED!!)
How dare she reject you? How dare she not want to give you her number? So you can study ‘Alone. Together.’ How dare she nicely reject you by saying she has a boyfriend so you don’t feel bad about yourself? You’re ‘fucking sick and tired’ of women saying that they have a boyfriend so you’ll leave them alone? Maybe women are ‘fucking sick and tired’ of most men thinking that they are entitled to a woman. Maybe women are ‘fucking sick and tired’ of having to claim they have a boyfriend as it’s the only way most men will leave them alone. This video was put up to ‘expose’ the girl but in reality it actually exposed OckTV for being self-entitled trash.
Wow what trash
On top of the commentary provided above, here we go:
What’s worse:
1) A woman saying she has a boyfriend as a way to avoid being pressured to give out personal information to a stranger who has approached her when she is quite obviously busy.
or
2) A man watches a woman for several minutes, records her without her knowledge, has a friend approach her to determine her relationship status, approaches her, talks to her, and (more than likely) LIES about what he’s studying, then immediately suggests she give him her personal information, time, and that they go somewhere alone. All so he can prove some “point” about women to justify his own fucking misogyny.
Because one of these is a person trying to extract themselves from an unwanted situation as delicately as possible for both parties involved, while the other is essentially stalking, lying in order to gain trust, and recording someone without their permission.
DId she lie about having a boyfriend? Yes. Of course she did. In a society where it’s common for men to either not take no for an answer, or to react in a threatening or violent manner to rejection, pleading “boyfriend” is the safest route in most situations, because men are more likely to take that as a “legitimate” no. And to be perfectly frank, this lie isn’t hurting anyone, so acting like it’s some huge betrayal of an unwanted stranger’s trust is the purest essence of douchebaggery.
The fucker of all of this? Pleading boyfriend doesn’t work all the time. Pointing to my wedding ring and saying I was married didn’t work on a random guy on a bus to stop hitting on me, or suggest we go get drinks together. He wouldn’t stop harrassing me (in a way he thought was charming, I’m sure) until I got off the bus, three stops early in a city I didn’t know. I did that for no other reason than to get away from him, and once I felt I was a safe distance away, I just leaned against a wall and cried. The part is, that guy is far from the only one to disregard me saying no when I’ve said I’m married, unless my husband is actually there.
That level of disregard is terrifying. These men don’t respect your personal space, then they don’t accept no in any form. Why the hell wouldn’t anyone do whatever they could to get out of this situation as quickly and quietly as possible?
Fuck this guy and his entitlement. If you think he has some grand fucking point about women being terrible liars, then fuck you too.
I AM FUCKING LIVID
trash
i cant get on tumblr the week of my period, and the whole 5sos fam would know what im talking about lol


