really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
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this movie ruined my life
what made this movie so remarkable is that It was one of very few at the time that did not glorify how smart someone is, and instead taught how how many hundreds of times better kindness is. And that, in my opinion, is a very underrated thing.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Tbh I scrolled past this and thought it was a dragon throwing up
u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
5 months of “i wanna grow my hair out” can be ruined by 5 minutes of “fuck it”
what?
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
In class today, my teacher mentioned John (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s transgender son), referring to him as ‘their daughter who wishes to be called a boy.’ I responded by saying ‘So you mean their son.’ He said ‘I will only refer to her as her real gender, because it’s my choice.’ And so I’ve decided to always refer to this teacher as Mrs. instead of Mr. and if they don’t like being misgendered, oh well, because it’s my choice,
nothing sucks more than wanting to talk to somebody, but realizing that they changed. they aren’t the same person u used to know. so fucked up
If iggy azalea claims that bisexuals aren’t real bisexuals unless they can prove that they’ve dated more than one gender then going under that same logic I can conclude that iggy azalea isn’t a real rapper unless she proves that she can actually rap
Hatstalls, from JKR via Pottermore
OKAY BUT NEVILLE REQUESTING TO BE PLACED IN HUFFLEPUFF INSTEAD OF GRYFFINDOR!!! WHO’S THE HEAD OF HUFFLEPUFF?? PROFESSOR SPROUT. WHAT SUBJECT DOES NEVILLE ROCK AT?? HERBOLOGY!!!!
heres a bandwagon for all you aesthetic bloggers to jump on
We all hate on 12 year olds for being 12 when secretly we all want to be 12 again
possible causes of civil war
omg this was so accurate
