Erratic Frequency Shift

Forrester Road, Kansas City, Missouri.

little kids are always asking if you watch beebo and jammer or something or other. when you ask who they are the child always explains them to you as if they're neighbors you've yet to meet. they're always dead-eyed 20 somethings who make six figures doing something perverse like unwrapping toys or shooting luxury cars with high-caliber rifles.

She took my ability to die in the divorce

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

funniest shirt alive

The Nile in flood, Thebes, Jean-Léon Gérôme

Willow St, Jackson, Mississippi.

7061 S Wolfe Rd, French Camp, California.

the inner emotions regulate and help grow the outer shell of the body, nothing is unnatural to feel

Read this in the tone of a command

Faster than the human eye

Academy of St. Martins-in-the-Fields, Sir Neville Marriner: Canon and Gigue for Three Violins and Continuo in D Major

S Wolfe Rd, French Camp, California.