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they should invent a drug that feels the way getting in bed when you're really tired does

"nightmare in kaliningrad: unlimited warfare" has become my shorthand stand-in for the arma/tarkov-like matrix of pc games that are only really played by joyless weirdos who do not delight in whimsy

if there were any doubts about philly being a cool city, in the 30 minutes i've been at this texmex restaurant they have played my bloody valentine, nothing, and boris. this is such a based playlist i'd have thought someone had let them know in advance i was coming

oh and they also played candy claws. i feel like i hallucinated this whole thing tee bee ech

they're playing alcest - ecailles de lune "solar song" lmao wtf!!!!! if you're reading this and you're doing the playlist at loco pez PLEASE DM ME

currently doing the totk sidequest "a call from the depths". no spoilers besides the name. all i can say is damn. i think i'm one of maybe a dozen people who have done it so far (requires a lot of prerequisite map wandering) and i'm looking forward to seeing others have the "what in the--" reaction i'm having right now.

Nah dude I don't play those kids games. Nintendo? come on man. Those are for children and the mentally handicapped. NEVER catch me with that corny ass Zelda shit. I only play REAL games like Nightmare in Kaliningrad - Unlimited Warfare which has the most realistic depiction of an AK-74M UUK Krinkov ever in video games. Yeah bro you can tell it's really good because my RTX 4090 Ti can barely run it on medium settings. I spent 3 hours today customizing my steam profile did you see?? Yeah so lately I've been playing this game called Uma-chan's High School Student Council, yeah I know the steam store page says it's "adult" but it's NOT porn it has a really dark story. It's called "ecchi" actually and it's art. I'm so much more elite and cultured than those idiot Nintendrones.

i've come to realize that the Extremely Online disability activist people on twitter/tumblr are the equivalent of that one guy who goes to every high visibility political event with a scrawled sign explaining how circumcision is traumatic violence and ruined his life

this was inspired by reading a post on this very website cancelling nintendo for ableism for having the audacity to put a "horrific and violent medical trauma scene" in a "children's game" (link gets a magic arm to save his life). the esrb is also catching strays on this, supposedly it's their responsibility to disclose triggers on the box? idk. it's all "street corner circumcision guy" mentality

i've come to realize that the Extremely Online disability activist people on twitter/tumblr are the equivalent of that one guy who goes to every high visibility political event with a scrawled sign explaining how circumcision is traumatic violence and ruined his life