Anonymous asked:
i’m lactose intolerant:(
dont care
The animal most opposite to the worm is the clam (which speaks volumes about clams i think). All animals can be placed on this spectrum.
What is genuinely my most controversial opinion is that coconut mall probably isnt a very good track
guy 1: man im pissed off im like totally peeved the freak off
guy 2: why whats wrong man you can tell me anythang babygirl
guy 1: ive been talking to this trans broad from work she works in the get this in the coffee room a whole room for coffee you thought i was gonna say it didnt you well thats on you mf anyway i been talking to her cause she got a crazy ass like its insane but i found something that changed all that on god
guy 2: oh yeah? whats that honey
guy 1: shes a yuri trans girl not a yaoi trans girl
guy 2: shiiiiittttttt bro that sucks you know she posting about kissinh girls online instead of posting about boysmelll shitttttt that sucks bto
guy 1: ahah yeah whatevs :p
guy 2: well it dont matter i can be your girl i can be your princess we can kiss and rub our peanuseses togtehr
]guy 1: thanks dude i appreicate you
guy 2: no problem
the world trade centre: in this scenario 9/11 never happened
my beautiful nonbinary child named superglue who loves to chase me with garden shears
Anonymous asked:
hey?
what's with all these porn bots with no follow through? all these very conventionally attractive women following people with absolutely nothing on their page. not a single virus to go around. and what do YOU want from me
