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the saying you cant miss what you never had is so insane to me.... like um actually i am always missing what i never had. theres so much missing... i miss everything

i want one of those things in my wallet people used to have to show pictures of their kids but just for my friends so i can brag about them better

drinking cheap beer and watching front bottom music videos. what is the difference between me now and that bike messenger living in pilsen i was when i was 20

i am so glad blaze wasnt a feature when i was using this thing all the time. id absolutely be drunk shitposting making damn sure my wallet gets everyone to see it

I want to share this with yall. I love it. I forget where I got it but someone on reddit messaged the photographer from the Sunset Tree and asked where the photo was taken. I think it was somewhere in France. This is it from another angle. love love love

just came across my old art tumblr by accident, it’s been six years since I made it. it’s been six years since the best days. it’s almost been a decade since the best days. man. 

i biked by seals barking tonight and called 10 friends to have them listen for a few seconds. not one person left the the phone call with anything but joy. i hope to one day get a phone call like that

I bought a container of 1000 of those church bread wafers and can’t stop eating them.

they taste like cardboard.

it got too cold to jerk off in my tent, a memoir

party tip: if you get bored of quarantining in your room you can just go to the woods to camp out and not have to put on a mask to go pee

Allright guys, I know Avril Lavigne is getting a lot of flack right now because of her Hello Kitty song but have any of you heard her acoustic version of the song??? It came out like a month before she decided to turn it into the weird dubstep creature feature it is now and I really wish she would have kept it like this because it’s almost hauntingly beautiful

I can not believe this post is still going. It isn’t even relevant anymore lmao

I used to live in an unfinished attic with my girlfriend, with my closest friends living in the house below me. Felt like a dream.

did I swallow a fly or a wad of cotton? either way my neighbors think I have COVID

it’s weird to be 21 and think about how many of my friends dated people that were 21 when they were in high school and how weird that was, and how weird it would be to date someone in high school right now. huh.

Does working in the rain count as a shower?

dont 4get

hillary supports drone strikes on children