shrimps is bugs

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

wtf were you gonna say

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

These posts right in a row are really doing something for me

UI update rating: NOT CUTE! Note counts are NOT meant to be kept in such small enclosures, they need open spaces within their posts or else they can get incredibly anxious.

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.

I had to build some cat furniture and it made me think of a heavenly cat tree.

does anybody else feel the anger

who wants to get kicked until they stop moving

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTU W Y

21/26

FUCK

good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

Today is a Jewish holiday! 

Luigi… thunder. 

This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

what have i done

Doing my part to archive tumblr history

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

losing my mind over this

I’m going to upload this to youtube as an unlisted song and then add it to my dad’s playlist

@itsmaddienow I mean, it is very much already on youtube

5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF SO CLAYBE LETS GO

Next viral tumblr blorbo: giant old as fuck tadpole

“LIKE” to vote for Old As Fuck Tadpole

A tribute to the transmasc body

Exploring the others body but in a distinctly body horror way

are you good?

on redbubble!!

ID: a digital drawing of a black dog in sketchy pencil. its leaping forward, held back by a leash, its teeth bared, blood dripping from its jaws and splashing underfoot. in a serif font in all caps it reads "good boys maul transphobes". end ID

this print is gonna be available on my Etsy in an hour!!!

starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”

We would do the same to politicians.