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Insomniac

@3xit-h3r3

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A girl finding her place in space
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Normally I don’t bitch

I live with my fiancé right? He has two younger siblings. (17 and 15 for the record) I’ve been living here for about two months. TELL ME WHY: 6 times I’ve been to the bathroom they left SHIT in the toilet without flushing it. Like I know little kids do that sometimes but bro...you’re almost 18 years old and when you were asked why you didn’t flush the toilet you said “I didn’t feel like it”. WHAT THE FUCK???? Didn’t FEEL like it? I’m ashamed to share genitalia with you dude. Like alright let me just have explosive diarrhea and NOT flush the toilet when I leave. ACT LIKE FUCKING ADULTS AND DONT BE DISGUSTING. It’s not hard.

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likeniobe

a whole theatre

PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL

Part of me thinks “Surely this isn’t true” but another part of me is like “This is not the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard”

There’s part of me that can’t possibly believe this is real, bit I’ve read parts of the Old Bailey records, and this is … not exactly normal, but not that far from it. People stole lots of shit, and drunk theater people are a very odd lot.

People stole lots of shit, and drunk theater people are a very odd lot.

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3xit-h3r3

@notapplicable1412 “drunk theater people are a very odd lot” I’ve never seen anything more true 😂😂😂

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Drunk Emma:

Ya know what’s a really good joke? My fuckin life.

Ya wanna know why? I have no friends and feel utterly alone in the world.

Ya know what’s pathetic? I felt the need to put this on a tumblr that I know no one’s going to see.

Goodnight world, I hope it gets better eventually.

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I heard goodbye lands softly between the footsteps we’ve taken, and the sunrises that have paused before your name. Sometimes the idea of another day is too much for a smile, sometimes the smell of rain doesn’t mix with the midnight of your eyes. tomorrow will be the softer part of the ache, the skin that only graphs these memories when your complexion fades, but maybe I have touched you too often. Maybe we aren’t meant to find answers, for as long as I breathe, you’re never alone. The world is mostly quiet when we’re alone, faced with certain thoughts I don’t know how to react. the tenderness that once rushed through my face when i first heard your words come to life, i knew that i will love you indefinitely. like the bruises of the night sky when the sun isn’t around, i coat you inside of every metaphor because in some way it means that you’re still here and it saddens me to say that i’ll always keep a photo of you close by even when you were to shy to take them yourself. The world is mostly quiet when we’re alone, faced with certain thoughts I don’t know how to react quick enough. the joy that once bled through your veins and showed me that love doesn’t have to mean sex, it can mean a conversation that’s held in high regards. i’ve learned that people who really give a fuck about you, they carry a certain vibe and you can feel it. The world is mostly quiet when we’re alone, faced with the reality that you never made it home– I wonder about the blues that played inside of your head that night I left you alone. how terrible to be surrounded by your own guilts and flaws, you danced to the whims of maybe, just maybe this time– things will work out. I don’t know how I’ll make it through this without you. The world is mostly quiet now. Home is mostly quiet now. You are still loud enough for me to hear through all of this silence that they have whispered into my ears– I’m afraid to leave you alone even when I’ve yet to make it home myself. I wonder if you stopped by our favorite spot or listened to hours upon hours of your favorite songs before you wrote those letters. The world is mostly quiet now and I don’t know if I want to sleep on my bed tonight. The stars have kept us company for many moons– tonight is not any different. The only thing that is missing is… you.

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bambwie

Send me numbers..

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.”

— 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

4. Are you easy to get along with?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

15. What good thing happened this summer?

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

19. Do you like bubble baths?

20. Do you like your neighbors?

21. What are you bad habits?

22. Where would you like to travel?

23. Do you have trust issues?

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

26. What do you do when you wake up?

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

30. Do you ever want to get married?

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

33. Spell your name with your chin.

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

40. What do you want to do after high school?

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

43. Do you smile at strangers?

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

46. What are you paranoid about?

47. Have you ever been high?

48. Have you ever been drunk?

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

53. Favourite makeup brand?

54. Favourite store?

55. Favourite blog?

56. Favourite colour?

57. Favourite food?

58. Last thing you ate?

59. First thing you ate this morning?

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

62. Been arrested? For what?

63. Ever been in love?

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

65. Are you hungry right now?

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

67. Facebook or Twitter?

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

69. Are you watching tv right now?

70. Names of your bestfriends?

71. Craving something? What?

72. What colour are your towels?

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

75. Favourite animal?

76. What colour is your underwear?

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

80. What colour pants?

81. Favourite tv show?

82. Favourite movie?

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

87. First person you talked to today?

88. Last person you talked to today?

89. Name a person you hate?

90. Name a person you love?

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

92. In a fight with someone?

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

95. Last movie you watched?

96. Favourite actress?

97. Favourite actor?

98. Do you tan a lot?

99. Have any pets?

100. How are you feeling?

101. Do you type fast?

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

103. Can you spell well?

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

108. What should you be doing?

109. Is something irritating you right now?

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

111. Do you have trust issues?

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

113. What was your childhood nickname?

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

115. Do you play the Wii?

116. Are you listening to music right now?

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

118. Do you like Chinese food?

119. Favourite book?

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

121. Are you mean?

122. Is cheating ever okay?

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

125. Do you believe in true love?

126. Are you currently bored?

127. What makes you happy?

128. Would you change your name?

129. What your zodiac sign?

130. Do you like subway?

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

134. Can you count to one million?

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

137. How tall are you?

138. Curly or Straight hair?

139. Brunette or Blonde?

140. Summer or Winter?

141. Night or Day?

142. Favourite month?

143. Are you a vegetarian?

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

145. Tea or Coffee?

146. Was today a good day?

147. Mars or Snickers?

148. What’s your favourite quote?

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

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Hey emma I think there is a mistake with my tumblr, I can't send a message to everyone, btw I know you from penpals

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Hmm that's kinda weird!! If you want you can email me or got through my Snapchat! Emmy_lem

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Favorite piece of writing?

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Oooooo this is a hard one, I literally love reading...if I had to pick one it would probably be Exit Here by J. Meyers. Best contemporary book I've ever read. 💕