Underrated Dom Phrases:
ooo when he says, “did you just say no?”
ooo when he says, “did you just say no?”
mcdonalds gave me a baby pancake 🥺 i love when small businesses send free gifts
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him
I need to hunt him for sport
That's a very cute dog in all honesty
That's a little teddy bear puppy! 🥰
I though the point of robots was that they would do all the hard work, while man could do intelectual and artisitic things that only humans are capable of?
Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own
i don't want "responsibilities" i just want to sit here and look cute
one of my single greatest flaws as a human being is that i still think using 4chan greentext to narrate events is extremely funny
Not a flaw chief.