whippersnappers DNI

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

girls be like “I’m shy” then ask you to breed them

"cost of living crisis" give me a FUCKING break it's called "unprecedented corporate greed and income inequality" fucking cost of living crisis like it's just a natural or unexplainable phenomenon Christ

Please stop looking up at me with those gentle eyes of yours before I fuck you in ways that your friends would label disgusting and concerning.

cockwarming and video games?

Get you one.

spitting in their mouth and making them swallow it before using their throat like a fleshlight

What mouths like ours were meant to do.

I just want a pretty girl to treat my face like the pillow she grinds against

spank me while you’re buried inside me so my hole squeezes around your cock 😵‍💫

Stroking my bush thoughtfully

rubbing her pussy over her panties

Assume position!! *gets down on all fours*

The witching hour

make out session that turns into shameless dry humping that turns into animalistic fucking

Mmm

aw it’s too big for your mouth? choke on it then :)

I'm a huge supporter of women's rights but I want to fuck you like you have none

Rub her clit and call her a princess