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Pjo incorrect quotes

Percy: Good responses to being stabbed with a knife?

Will: Rude

Nico: Thats fair

Annabeth: Not again

Jason: Are you going to want this back?

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Percy: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses

Will: This knife is a magic wand

Nico: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel

Annabeth: *Cocks gun* Magic missile

Jason: What the crap is wrong with you people?

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Percy: Looking left cause u don't treat me right.

Will: Looking right because you left

Nico: Looking up cause you let me down

Annabeth: Looking down because you messed up

Jason: What is wrong with you guys?

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Percy: Are we really going to let Will keep Nico?

Annabeth: We kept Leo

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Percy: Why isn't the statue smirking at me? :(

Will: The statue isn't smirking at anyone, they're just imagining it.

Percy: 3 of us saw it Will. How do explain that?

Will: *Points to Nico* Sleep deprivation. *Points to Annabeth* Paranoia. *Points to Jason* Delusional personality disorder.

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Percy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Grover: I witnessed the dumb stuff

Rachel: I recorded the dumb stuff

Annabeth: I joined in on the dumb stuff

Chiron: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Percy: Bye Annabeth! Bye Grover! Bye Chiron! Bye Tyson! Bye Annabeth!

Grover: You said 'Bye Annabeth' twice.

Percy: I like Annabeth

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Jason: What did you guys get in your year book?

Piper&Will: 'Nicest smile'

Frank&Hazel&Grover: 'Nicest Personality'

Percy&Leo&Thalia: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Annabeth&Nico&Reyna: 'Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one.

the Big 3 kids power scale is immensely funny to me. Cause like. Percy and Nico could cause the apocalypse if they wanted to with little to no effort. They could accidentally kill somebody and barely notice. They could cause a natural disaster with a sneeze. Hazel? Could absolutely do the same but has way more control over her powers than they do, and has more specialized powers rather than their generalized powers, and also generally simply chooses not to. If she wanted to make an earthquake she could, but she doesn’t so she won’t. Thalia? As far as we know, basically just a tesla coil with an attitude. She’s never done anything more than that. Jason? Same but he can also do windy things. and then Tyson has no demigod powers because he’s just a cyclops and Bianca we never got to see the powers of except getting to keep her memories while a ghost, some implications of dream manipulation, and effects from the Lethe eventually wear off for her.

Like, technically it’s probably because Zeus/Jupiter has less forces-of-nature aspects and more like, law/business/order stuff. So Jason and Thalia just kind of get the short end of the stick in terms of physical abilities. But also it’s incredibly funny what a stark difference is between them and the other Big 3 kids. Like oh, sorry, you can only make some sparks. Meanwhile your buddy over there got startled by a bug and now it looks like Night Of The Living Dead, or a flood. Whoops.

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Kakashi: I'm leaving for a solo mission, and I'll be gone for a couple of days. Sakura is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.
Naruto: Mine just says, 'Naruto, don't'.
Kakashi: And you can apply that to every possible situation.
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As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

the scene in gotg vol 3 where rocket finds the baby raccoons absolutely wrecked me. he finally discovered that he truly was a raccoon, before he was torn apart and made into something else. the way he tenderly gathered them all into his arms and made sure none of them fell was heart wrenching yet so sweet to watch

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Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i'll go home and change into my other shirt

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You fuck with a dude and he just wordlessly removes that shirt and pulls out the ON shirt

He has the "ON" shirt on under the "OFF" shirt so when he needs to he just rips the first shirt off and he's READY TO FUCKIN' GO

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But then he has a second “OFF” shirt under that for when he isn’t feeling it anymore

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

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adventureathlete

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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ggothclaudia

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

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tiny-septic-box-sam

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

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super-ghostbuster

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

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paganlesbean

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

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counting-sinful-stars

We will all protect the small one.

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its-myonlywish

I stan

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keithiskogained

it got better!!

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not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

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anoddlypurplecomet

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

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breaking-dexter

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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artistic-rising-demon

You just saved mine.

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cheechee-bee

I’m always gonna Reblog this..

Reblog always!!