MAD RED EYES AND A FULL INVERTED MOON

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ONE THAT WATCHES OVER AND ONE THAT GAZES THROUGH

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

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the fact that rwby is still relatively popular on here in spite of the recent "roosterteeth is a fucking nightmare to work for if you're not cis and straight" stuff is proof that some people can overlook anything for some shitty anime catgirls

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like there's more i could say re: this in the context of all the "whoa it has. the lgbt representation" types but in short

also omg want some sad news 😞 so in my family there’s like…..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year

what is thilf??? Them I’d Like To Fuck? 

what’s a Thranduil?? is this gen z slang?

NOOOO NOT THE NICHOLAS CAGE ELF

for a solid half second I forgot hair dye was a thing & thought you were saying I could kill myself if I didnt like grey hair

ive been informed that the man above is not Nicholas Cage, but in my defence they both have eyebrows

Are you suggesting most people don’t have eyebrows?

please you have to understand