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#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

Critical to the functioning of society, and often underappreciated in that capacity, are a class of people known as perverts. Now, I do not mean pervert in a strictly sexual sense. I mean this to describe a kind of person who gets disproportionate enjoyment and satisfaction out of a niche interest or specialty. Sexual perverts are of course included in this definition, and are quite useful for a variety of purposes, but nonsexual perverts are about as if not more common.

In almost every field and every realm of life you can find a wide variety of perverts for a wide variety of professional paraphilias. There are, for example, a great many food perverts, ranging from coffee perverts (ex. James Hoffman) to meat perverts (ex. Guga Foods) and beyond. There are programming perverts - I suspect that perhaps a majority of programmers, mathematicians and physicists are some variety of pervert. Engineering perverts are almost certainly critical to the profession, what with your train perverts and beam perverts and so on and so forth. Common among many positions are the warfare and tactics perverts, though they do not always contribute as much to their field directly; see Tom Clancy. STEM, however, pales in comparison to the sheer quantity of arts perverts. There are polyrhythm perverts (ex. Adam Neely), production and noise perverts, phonology and grammar perverts, Early Chinese literature perverts, history perverts, etc. And of course, needless to say, sexual perverts also contribute immensely to the arts.

being pregnant would fix him

So true

creepy and wet major alignment chart

edit: added a few more majors

pussymagnet

update: devastated that he’s not real and i cannot call him babygirl

actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it's the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i've hurt you too. i'm destroying myself.

i could recognize him by thighs alone

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

Jiang Cheng antis will always fall flat because they will never replicate even a fraction of the power of the true Jiang Cheng anti ultimate wwx supporter Wen Ning. As they do not have his beautiful whimsy and true heart's kindness

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

heart-shaped best friend necklaces that say "you said i killed you" and "haunt me then"

You can deep dive into his pussy and into his character. These are not separate holes. They're one.

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

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Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys