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morgan // 23 // figuring my life out // i keep wanting this blog to have a ~cohesive vibe~ but it never will // obviously i love professor hotchkiss and all of her flaky professor vibes // 💗💜💙

A compilation of all of Ned’s text messages in The Deadly Device

  • I am using voice texting to message send message you. Stop! Stop! Why aren’t? Send! Wait!
  • Sorry about that! Voice recognition might not be for me.
  • I found a quarter, but then it fell into a puddle.
  • I went to your house, but then I remembered that you were in Colorado.
  • Laughing out loud.
  • Can’t wait for you to come home!
  • Watching a movie on the couch with a big bowl of KoKo Caramel Corn, wising you were here!
  • Did you solve your case yet? I know you can do it!
  • Please come home, Deirdre keeps calling me.
  • How’s my favorite detective?
  • I just left a top secret present at your place :) It’ll be waiting in River Heights for your return.
  • Ned.
  • Hi Nancy, I miss you. Whoa. I’ve got the craziest feeling of deja vu. Rolling on the floor laughing out loud, helicopter.

My favorite part about all of these messages is that none of them read like replies to anything. There’s no “Wow that sounds really scary! Stay safe!” or anything like that.

Therefore, I have to assume that Ned sent Nancy all these texts, and she never sent even one single text back. GIRL.

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HerInteractive Staff Meeting

Penny Milliken (CEO): Right now we have to control the narrative! I’m tired of these so-called fans sassing our non-updates! So from now on we need to readjust how we respond on social media. I’ve outlined a plan in the binders in front of you. Does anyone have any questions?
*reveal to show Penny is by herself in the boardroom.*
Penny Milliken (CEO): Oh thats right, I fired everyone…

Best decision I ever made

well have you considered that maybe theyre only showing this one “radek” character bc he’s the only suspect in the game…. and also he’s actually dwayne powers in disguise…….

The phone background options for SAW are UNHINGED like you have:

  • Minette's couch and coffee table
  • An extreme close up of some dude you met one time who is not your boyfriend
  • The door to a farm
  • A different couch and coffee table set?? Why do you need two options for this?
  • An underwater pic of a turtle. You and I both know that Frank's 2007 phone a) didn't have a camera and b) sure as fuck didn't have an underwater camera
  • An extreme close up of this girl that you kind of know but even you thought was weird that she asked you to be her maid of honor (actually I like how they gave people that like girlies the choice to have a weird closeup too but like why Kyler??? Literally the worst choice for that give us like Jing Jing or smth)
  • What looks like a woodblock engraving of you opening a door
  • A whole collection of drawn pics of yourself (honestly I know a lot of people that would do this lol)
  • Literally fuck it a photoshopped picture of your own silhouette. Nancy knows her worth guys
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Been playing a lot of the HerInteractive Nancy Drew titles lately. Make this puzzle as a challenge to myself, quite happy with the results. Answers below the cut 🔎💚

I don’t get how in fantasy fiction, the women who actually enjoy sewing/embroidering are always painted as the weak, boring, and anti-feminist characters 

Sewing and embroidery take skill, patience, and artistic talent and it was also the ultimate way to ignore the annoying men in your life in past centuries 

If you didn’t feel like talking to a man, you just “took up your sewing” and he’d have to leave you alone, especially if he needed that shirt mended

Women also got together all the time to sew, weave, embroider but also talk, gossip, assist each other’s work, and enjoy each other’s company in peace 

The skill the female character has doesn’t have to be sword-fighting for her to be strong, because there’s strength and power in any skill she has 

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try-to-get-writing

Destroy the idea that a woman’s strength is derived from how much she subverts gender norms

Destroy the idea that a woman’s strength is derived from how much she subverts gender norms

my boyfriend is replacing me as my cat’s favorite human and i have honestly never felt more betrayed in my life