A compilation of all of Ned’s text messages in The Deadly Device
- I am using voice texting to message send message you. Stop! Stop! Why aren’t? Send! Wait!
- Sorry about that! Voice recognition might not be for me.
- I found a quarter, but then it fell into a puddle.
- I went to your house, but then I remembered that you were in Colorado.
- Laughing out loud.
- Can’t wait for you to come home!
- Watching a movie on the couch with a big bowl of KoKo Caramel Corn, wising you were here!
- Did you solve your case yet? I know you can do it!
- Please come home, Deirdre keeps calling me.
- How’s my favorite detective?
- I just left a top secret present at your place :) It’ll be waiting in River Heights for your return.
- Ned.
- Hi Nancy, I miss you. Whoa. I’ve got the craziest feeling of deja vu. Rolling on the floor laughing out loud, helicopter.
My favorite part about all of these messages is that none of them read like replies to anything. There’s no “Wow that sounds really scary! Stay safe!” or anything like that.
Therefore, I have to assume that Ned sent Nancy all these texts, and she never sent even one single text back. GIRL.








