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And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

An escape.

Inspiration

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

the rush of listening to bops while people are fighting fills me with primal strength

because you make me a better person

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

i feel like a paladin in a godless world whenever i report people in video games but someone has to keep the faith strong

Amazing

I’m so sorry… This is all my fault for leaving you behind when I left House Bartels.

(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

good day to sing at the monastery!

i would call the police then papa john himself

"For I have seen the throne of the gods and it was empty" is such a raw line, I can't believe it was said by the worst dragon age villain

if youve seen more than 5 animes youre problematic 

Ripley’s I guess I believe it

Ripley’s I Mean, Whatever You Say