They are the best of friends.
Nothing in tua is going to be as iconic as the Istanbul (NOT Constantinople) fight sequence in s1
my favorite thing about klaus is how inadvertently useful he is. he’s not even trying to help out or be a team player, yet he ends up being the 2nd most productive sibling in getting shit done. luther and diego run around acting like headless chickens constantly, and klaus just walks on screen looking like he just came back from hell (which isn’t far off from the truth) like “hey, here’s an extremely vital piece of information you guys have spent the past 3 episodes looking for—i’m gonna get wasted now.”
so earlier I was talking with some friends (i’d tag them but TUMBLRS NOT LETTING ME) anyway we started talking about halloween plus the hargreeves and I couldn’t stop thinking about it so now I’m making a post :)
ok costumes. a big part of halloween. klaus drunkenly called a family meeting just to ask what everyone’s costumes would be. they all admitted they either didn’t have one yet or they just weren’t dressing up. THen someone suggests that they dress up as each other and so they end up putting all their names in a hat and drawing
luther- he gets vanya and he just wears a button up shirt as loose as he possibly can and carries a ukelele around
diego- diego draws klaus and channels his inner bisexual™ to achieve the klaus look. he wears a hawaiian shirt (all the buttons are undone) he puts on sunglasses and wears jean shorts. to add the affect he grabs a boa.
allison- allison draws diego. she borrows some of the clothes from his closet and ends up deciding on his orange button up and jeans. she parts her hair and tries to match the waviness of diego’s . she ends up keeping his clothes bc men’s clothes are more comfortable also she looks hot
klaus- so klaus gets FIVE so he goes up to his old room and pulls out one of his old uniforms that is way to small for him and its basically a crop top with a SKIN TIGHT BLAZER. the sleeves wouldnt fuckin fit him so he cut them off. to make things better- or worse, i’ll let you decide- he cuts the shorts. he claims he’s aiming for the stripper look. he achieves it 1000%. also btw he carries an axe to “complete the look”
five- five thinks this is a stupid idea, but fuck it, they’re gonna make him do it whether he likes it or not. he draws ben. he pulls a charlie brown and just puts a sheet over his head. huzzah.
ben- ben gets allison and he puts on a fancy dress. he looks absolutely STUNNING. also he tried to do something with his hair but ended up looking like medusa.
vanya- vanya gets luther and she just goes to some store and buys one of those shirts with abs
yeah. like one of these bad boys. she also puts on a stocking hat with a monkey on it.
they decide not to tell each other who they got until halloween but if you have siblings you’ll know how shit goes down. not a single person’s costume is left a secret.
they put klaus in charge of decorations and a conversation goes like this:
diego: i thought you were decorating for halloween
klaus: i am
diego: you’re just hanging up pictures of five
klaus: what? he’s the scariest thing i could think of
then the phineas and ferb episode like the “he gives me the willes” lmao
on the outside five is rolling his eyes but he’s actually super touched that they think he’s scary <3
aLSo diegos in charge of picking out candy and he grabs an unholy amount of literally every candy imaginable. they eat a lot of it while waiting for trick or treaters.
- luther, allison, vanya, and ben are in charge of handing out candy.
- all the kids think luther is super cool and they love him. he gives the kids like half a bag full of candy each.
- they love allison and the kids parents like somewhat recognize her sometimes they do and then they start talking while the kids like mom lets move on.
- vanya compliments everyone’s costumes and lets them pick what candies they want specifically.
- studies prove the kids who compliment ben’s dress and/or hair get 300 times more candy
LAst but Not LEAST klaus decides to take advantage of five’s thirteen yo look and makes him go trick or treating.
- every time someone asks him what his costume is he says in the dullest, most monotone voice, “my dead brother”
- if the person doesn’t respond right away he starts talking about how when he was thirteen he found his siblings dead bodies in the middle of a barren post apocolapse world and was then left to survive being the last person alive
- he gives his trademark shit eating grin (yeah you know the one) and asks in the sweetest voice “may i have some candy please?”
- the target™ at this point is traumatized at the words of this poor boy and fucking dumps a large amount of candy into five’s bag.
- klaus is waiting right behind him nodding enthusiastically (still in the stripper outfit) with a lollipop in his mouth (also miming suprise and sadness with the dead bro story)
- they do kennys mom at one point and she only gives him like two pieces
- when they’re walking back five makes klaus carry him AND their fuckton of candy
why does allison get her husband back but klaus doesnt get to have dave
Anonymous asked:
Would you consider the baba yaga a "problematic fave"?
BABA YAGA HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG
OBSESSED W THIS ANIMATION and w the fact that the original concept for "camilo transforms into scary bruno" was apparently just camilo showing off for a bunch of kids SDLKJSD
that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus
ranboo should really stop turning off his music when he's about to do lore stuff. Imagine Ranboo spiralling in the panic cube, hallucinating Dream's Voice while Neil Cicierega is going off about Aurora Borelis or cursed arcade cabinet. Idk I just think it'd be more realistic.
who do you want to be? (MCYT)
~just playing around with this idea cuz i'm a pessimist and like making ya sad!~
who, do you want to be.
who are you forever jealous of?
is it george? sought after, desired purely for nothing but yourself- no phenomenal talent or skill to draw toxicity towards your circle, just those mesmerized by your perfection, your beauty, your grace. to be adored by the most powerful and dangerous person in the world, to have even the strongest person wrapped around your finger. do you wish to be the soft spot in your dark lovers heart?
maybe you crave nothing more than to be sapnap. adored by masses, so many circles of friendships overlapping around you there's never a moment of darkness. always invited, always involved, always having someone there. is that all you want? to be cared for by all the people you truly love?
hm, maybe tommy. to skyrocket to stardom surrounded by your closest friends. to spend hours grinding towards your passion with many mentors and friends in your wake, beyond proud of you. is that it? glamorous fame making everyone proud, surrounded by the supportive family figures you always felt you wanted to be there for you?
oh it could be wilbur. an aspiring artist with a funny bone never seen before. do you want those creative endeavors to blow up, be appreciated, and have a fan base of supporters so loyal you've got room to do whatever you want with your life? you're free, your successful, you finally have all the time in the world to be yourself. to find what you love and chase that spark, knowing your fans will never let you go dark.
badboyhalo? oh to have a built in best friend. a ride or die. someone who will be by your side and cheer louder for your achievements then their own. a friend who would never betray you, no matter how many divorces stand in your past, you know you'll always have a future with them. is that the security you crave?
it could be ranboo. a fan made superstar, blowing up, seeing yourself adored everywhere while your biggest idols reach out. is that it? wishing to escape the confines of reality and live among the gods? ranboo shows it's all too possible, is that what you want?
wouldnt dream be a trip? to rise to fame with the people you love most by your side. to have the ambiguity and freedom while the fandom and riches pour in? to be the center of your friend group, boundless opportunities cascading into your lap all while you work harder than ever. do you imagine what it would feel like to be appriciated for being the best? trophy in hand, lover in the other as you walk through life knowing success is the only path you'll walk- is that it?
to imagine is to breathe, let yourself walk in these fantasies. know that while this may not be your path right now, but you could make it your future.
or maybe you couldn't. life's shackles too heavy.
but it feels goddamn weightless to dream.
so,
who do you want to be?
cant stop thinking about how tommy said the people are above the government and technoblade screamed out with his heart "IM A PERSON" and he STILL went on about the discs. tommy manipulation momence
Most Disturbing Parts of The Umbrella Academy, in no particular order:
- young vanya asking why she can’t go “play” with her siblings while they brutally murder multiple bank robbers
- young diego and young luther definitely killing people
- the others slowly drawing closer while the Horror smashes bank robbers
- the young academy just standing there in front of the bank with a DEAD BODY on the steps behind them
- a robot and a chimpanzee were their greatest sources of love and comfort as children
- five CUTTING HIS OWN FUCKING ARM OPEN and then RUMMAGING AROUND LIKE HE’S DIGGING IN THE FUCKING COUCH CUSHIONS
- five STICKING A PROSTHETIC EYE IN A SOCKET and then PULLING IT BACK OUT
- vanya casually murdering nannies. what happened to the bodies? what were their families told? did klaus ever see their ghosts?
- were they ever actually taught right from wrong, or was it 'this is what dad says to do so we need to do it'
- everything with leonard
- vanya being tortured by the FBI
- the sit-in scene, mostly bc that shit still happens
- the hoof-in-mouth disease scene
- the handler. she acts so creepy toward five. super predatory, especially with how often she touches him
- lila's backstory
- dave and his uncle. horrible
add more if you want
Nothing to see here just some tua pilot script highlights
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Somewhere in the other room Aragon heard the crash and immediately got a migraine
If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
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It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer
Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.
revenge no skip album club reblog if revenge is a no skip album for you
i’m a lesbian 101% but a couple nights ago i had a dream where i was in a long-term relationship with the live action rodrick heffley and it was genuinely the most loved i’ve felt in my life. i think i might be mentally ill