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what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

im sorry do you think killing the richest man on the planet and the owner of the largest and most politically influential social media company on the planet wouldnt have any impact like at all itd basically be john lennon 2.0

Pls be true

Jarvis ,dry up my pussy and put some sand inside

Safety first!

Buckle that shuckle

I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

I have hands and fingers

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

a beautiful woman called a car is running over me back and forth but i love her somuch

need a girl who poops in her underwear

Are you expecting this to be taken seriously? The conundrum is that you have both extremely low standards, and also extremely high standars.

Though I wish you to meet a very 'one in a million' type girl.

need a girl who poops in her socks