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You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they dress

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they talk

assuming someone’s sexuality because of their haircut

assuming someone’s sexuality

pizza

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shavingryansprivates-deactivate

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

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findmedownsouth

This gets better every time.

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makeupproject-deactivated201701

Makeup 101: Acne Coverage Foundation Routines

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controlledeuphoria

I love this, make up really allows people to face the world sometimes

if y'all have skin that’s acne prone/scarred/hyperpigmented like me, these kinds of YouTube videos are super helpful!

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oceanic-nymph

They are amazing omg!!

for any of my followers who might want these vids <3 

Imagine how you might feel if your wildest and most wonderful fantasies were brought to life. That’s probably how a child would feel if their drawings of strange and wondrous characters were turned into real-life plush toys, which is exactly what Budsies does.

Budsies takes children’s drawings and reinterprets them as 16-inch-tall hypoallergenic plush toys – but they’ll take playful adults’ drawings, too.

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

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gaymzee-deactivated20120603

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

SO WE MADE SOME MORE

AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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acid-sea

whenever I’m sad I remember this post

i have a good idea for a text post mutuals reblog this post if youre interested

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plxtos

alright. alright heres the pitch. im gonna make a post saying “crabs walk like their hiding soemthing and i intend to find out what” then you (mutual) is going to reblog and add a picture of Mr. Krabs from famous tv show spongebob squarepants. classic comedy

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mysteryinthefaking-deactivated2

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood