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Wayward Clusterfuck

@2tired4life

Willow 19 he/him ♌♋♏
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we horror gays are stealing cosmic horror from racist man lovecraft

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theshehoundoftindalos

*rubs trans hands all over his canon*

Me, a mixed race disabled horror queer, stealing lovecraftian horror from directly beneath his rotting corpse:

[Image is the sneaky tom meme.]

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

i am adamantly against personally owning wild animals in almost any context but if i could safely (for the animal and me) own ANY animal the way you would a dog or cat, I’d have a polar bear, a skunk, and a hyena.

pretty pissed off daily that we haven’t domesticated polar bears, actually.

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my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

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y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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taylor-tut

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

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patron-saint-of-smart-asses

You pleased a mad fae trickster