blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it
“Girl dinner” should be eating a man alive like saturn devouring his son
PLEASE for the love of god read this
The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.
The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…
this is like a clockwork orange but a girl
Oh so THIS is what Teen Girl Squad was imitating
In general I believe in the supernatural but I still approach things with a healthy degree of skepticism. However if you tell me you saw something paranormal at sea I will 100% believe you no matter what. If someone tells me they saw ghosts on land I would need some proof before I’m onboard but if someone tells me they saw ghosts in the ocean I’d be like yeah man we all do
me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin
"Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas"
the thing they don’t tell you when you’re a kid is that you have to learn to accept hypocrisy in everyone around you and yourself otherwise you’ll go insane and get kicked out of society and put in a big shredder
DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
good news everyone! God’s favorite & most beautiful angel has just passed away in captivity
I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it
Deleting thousands of old pictures from my phone and this one's making me lose my shit
not to vagueblog but some of you are clearly experiencing dragon madness
