that's how she said

I’m going to Keele University!!

OMG KALE UNI WHERE IS IT??!!

*spits out candy*

What can I say, Cecil. You must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe. 

I surrender.

i ship it

everyone ships it

WATCHOUT PEOPLE ITS SAILING

dear people cropping grimmy out of photos with dan howell

excuse me what the fuck are you doing

Bananthony

So shipping dis

When you have to hug your homophobic relatives at the Christmas party

My queen!

My fucking queen

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"Toys R Us got me fucked up"

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

When you have to hug your homophobic relatives at the Christmas party

When you have to hug your homophobic relatives at the Christmas party

OH MY GOD SHANE SLAY

my future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. sike, see you in ten years bitch