does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

i accidentally sent this to my boss last year

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

"i'm not touching anything right now" small talk on the international space station

Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more

best friends !

unrestrained summer fun

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

oh fuck thats the goth moth guy

i keep reblogging different versions of this post because of the additions

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

me

I love the theory that he is some sort of trickster or chaos god

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

Mood

rip vine pt. 2

Ghost stories is a ride and I highly suggest watching the English dub

put the donuts down bigigitititititittigigtigititigigitititigititivgitigggigitity

do bugs think we’re sexy

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

“everyone get into groups.”