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Oh fuck I uh I just realised that Everything Stays now also gets to be about Simon. He’s changed so much but he’s also exactly the same. The world he lives in is different, alien, isolating. He was a normal man, then he spent some 1000 years in a dreamlike state, and now he’s normal again but everything is different. He carries that trauma in everything he does even though he’s “better now.” He was waiting in the garden so long for someone to turn him around but the underside is lighter. Only he seems to notice that he’s faded. Ever so slightly. Daily and nightly. In little ways

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

#an otp can do both

Arcane Episode 3 in a nutshell.

Animation belongs to the sapphics

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Kakegurui + texts (part 2)

This, also keep in mind that the “American cowboy” has been exaggerated greatly by Hollywood and popular myth - it was really only a twenty/thirty year period in the mid-19th century that essentially ended around the American civil war when barbed wire was introduced and eliminated the need for them.

If you’re ever in Denver, check out the Black American West Museum. Lots of photos, artifacts, etc.

John Wayne’s character in The Searchers was based on a black man named Britt Johnson.

#BlackHistory 

okay i absolutely hate august but he seemed to have some body image issues and i havent seen anyone talk about it

wilhelm , during the movie watching scene : [purposefully prompts his hand so simon can grab it]

simon : [does exactly that]

wilhelm : i may have not thought this through

simon is a leftist and he's bringing down the monarchy one kiss at a time

catra wants to TAKE ADORA OUT

I full heartedly believe that Uncle Ugo from Luca is transgender

Considering the fact that deep sea angler fish like this are female while males are tiny in comparison as seen here;

So I was hanging out with some friends and we had movie marathons. Watched Soul after Luca and saw this...

A travel poster for Portoroso!

I will use this wise advice from Alberto from now on. Silenzio Bruno!!

The fact that Luca used this phrase to silence the intrusive thought Alberto had about himself at the end was such a really beautiful and powerful throwback. 😭

They make each other better and complete one another. No one will be hurt or feeling alone anymore now that they have each other. They are so good for each other.

Oh to be a queer-coded Italian sea-monster child whose only aspiration in life is getting a Vespa

ALSO still about Luca because why not…

This is something that only Italian audiences might have picked up, but the movie is packed with classic Italian songs about love, especially young love, unexpected love/the romance brought on by the Moon and the stars, longing for a lover who is far away.

Accidental? MAYBE. But this freaking movie literally starts with a song that says “don’t trust a midnight kiss, especially if there’s a full Moon, because a full Moon will make you fall in love / don’t trust the tricky stars, they will make you want to love”

And there’s a song about a teenage lover going full speed on his moped to reach the one that he loves.

And the song at the end, after Luca and Alberto say goodbye, literally says “the city will always be empty until you come back / and I will think of you, only of you, until you come back” and “how can you live on your own without me / can’t you feel that our love is not over / come back to me, my love, and the city will be empty no more.”

Like.

Ok.

Ok fine you baited me this time homophobic megacorporation

Part 1.

I love Luca credit arts so much because they show the progress of Luca and Alberto relationship after the movie end. Like Luca keeping his promise to write letters and we also could see how happy Alberto is living with both Luca's and Giulia's families.

I clean it up a bit. Just to appreciate it Even more.

1. Luca Writing letter to Alberto with "Caro Alberto ( Dear Alberto)😭"

2. Alberto reading the letter from Luca hanging upside down on his bed (he has a bed now 😭) . This is peak gay "reading letter from your crush" attitude. (Also Machiavelli seems like he didn't want leave Alberto's side anymore lol how far they have come from this cat basically being suspicious at him and attacking him any time he got the chance to always staying by his side now).

3. Alberto showed the letter to Luca's family and even brought Massimo with him to Luca's house with that suit lmao

4. Calling each other on the phone while all family listening. Also Luca's grandmother might know about Alberto's feeling toward Luca by the way she looked at him. 🤭

5. Luca getting the letter back from Alberto and reading it with Giulia and her mom 😭

6. Massimo celebrating Alberto's birthday and giving him knife as the gift 😭 He loves his fish son so much. Massimo is the best dad. I am so glad that Alberto got the better dad that will not abandoned him and I think Alberto is the son that Massimo also secretly wishes he could have and now they have each other.😭💖

7. Alberto and Luca doing the same thing even when they are a part just like star crossed lovers. Alberto with his growing enthusiasm to learn about vespa, all those books about "motor" and "velocita" scattered around him 😭 ..also Luca has a dog now 😍

8. Luca's and Giulia's family together lmao Alberto just sipping the espresso from his tiny little cup while Luca's mother lost her mind over her husband's antic (I bet it's the espresso effect, it's too much for their fish heart 🤣) Massimo and Alberto days must be so chaotic with luca's family visiting them so often lol

9. Also The grumpy cat is a dad now with eight kittens 🤣💖 (they show how machiavelli met his cat lady at the after credit Sketch. Check Part 3 to see.)

10. Alberto and Massimo wearing matching pajamas. And I bet this is just Luca's parents coming to their house without any notice and just make themselves at home cooking breakfast for these two 😭😭

They really become one big family at the end. This movie is seriously so heartwarming 💖💖💖💖💖.

Part 2. Part 3.

Or you can see all three part in one place on YouTube here.