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@2edge4u

monica. lesbian. multi fandom shitposting. soundcloud. ao3.
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Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl

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klaw

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

Please tell me this is our timeline

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krawps

i understand dads now. i sit down for 5 minutes and i just start falling asleep. i get it now