be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
I am trying to work on my Skyrim alchemy skills and I am not made for this. This is not my skill. I am aware that you can't get the Purity perk until you hit level 100 but fucking hell, all I seem to do is create the most absurdly, uselessly fucked up potions imaginable. I'm like "Let's make a potion to heal me!" and then what I get is half a gallon of dubious liquid that's like "Will heal 27 hit points, deplete your stamina, clear your mortal enemy's skin, and legally change your name to Uriel Septim the Ugly."
Weirdly these potions are nonetheless quite expensive
I am BAD at alchemy
I've never seen a poison of slow turn a target invisible...
This is amazing. On re reading it-
The target is slowed for appx 1 minute
For half of that time the target is invisible
If the target is under level 11 it will try to run away while invisible and slow
It will also give that target magic back.
Do not use against mages.
What the FUCK. HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT MUCH BULLSHIT ON ONE POTION JUST MAKE POTIONS OF FORTIFY CARRY LIKE EVERY OTHER ALCHEMY FARMER
I am v bad
It happened again T_T
I have a lot of questions and concerns but this is amazing. Can i have some recipes ?
I have no idea what I did. I think maybe there was a spider egg
Okay, so I think I'm getting better! I mean this is baby steps territory, right, BUT this latest one is at least all positive in its effects, as long as you don't intend to use magic for a minute
You know, I’ve *never* seen the “emits a small light” effect before
The reviews are IN
lobbying the Olympic committee to recognize gay chicken as a real sport
watching a video about this cargo ship that blew up in texas in the 40’s and it’s like . i know that with a lot of incidents especially older ones like this the reason that the safety standards were so shitty was because they literally did not know that these kinds of disasters COULD happen (and in many cases these disasters are what MADE the safety standards better) but sometimes you just learn about this shit and you think. how could all these people be so stupid
- cargo of the ship consisted of twine (flammable) peanuts (flammable, oily) and cotton (FLAMMABLE) from houston and POST WAR AMMUNITION (OH MY GOD) FROM CUBA
- additional cargo they were picking up in texas city was LOOSE BAGS OF AMMONIUM NITRATE that the dock workers described as being ANOMALOUSLY WARM UPON BEING LOADED INTO THE SHIP ??????
- small fire breaks out in cargo hold, instead of putting it out with water that could damage the cargo the captain decides to close all the hatches to try to make the cargo hold airtight and smother the fire (stupid but you can kind of understand how they got there)
- the heat of the trapped smoke in the cargo hold instead causes the aforementioned LOOSE BAGS OF AMMONIUM NITRATE to undergo a chemical reaction and turn into nitrous oxide, massively increasing the pressure inside of the airtight hold
- one of the hatch covers fails
- mfw all the pressure in the cargo hold is released at once causing an explosion that fucking levels everything in the port within 2000 feet
- mfw the shockwave shatters windows up to a hundred miles away
- mfw on-fire twine and peanuts and fucking grenades are raining down over texas city
- mfw some of the pieces of the ship got launched into the sky faster than the speed of sound
- mfw they found the ship’s anchor inside of a ten foot wide crater over a mile and a half away
- mfw this was one of the largest and most devastating non-nuclear explosions in world history
- mfw this could have been avoided if they’d just taken the L and put the fire out with water
hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.
Anonymous asked:
Do you ship Destiel?
You mean those nice boys who are always announcing current events on my dash?? yes
Folks announcing they're leaving Tumblr because they're unhappy with the Twitter clone dashboard on desktop. (I don't blame you, it's broken af.) Meanwhile, the day this hellsite finally does close, staff are going to have to pry me out of the air vents like a rabid raccoon that's adapted to survive on drinking air conditioning coolant and whatever trash is left lying around in the breakroom.
it's ineffable. you can't eff it
but it is palpable. you can palp it, if you want.
in a very real way in my mind’s eye I can watch a supernatural episode where somehow instead of going to the empty cas is in the underworld and I can hear the part of the dialogue where sam goes “according to the lore, once you make a deal with hades, the only thing you would need to do to get cas back is have him follow you out of there” and dean replies “so I just gotta throw a bone to some xena side character and frodo and sam hightail it back to the shire, no sidequest antics?” and sam clarifies like “well he just has to follow you out. the catch is that you can’t look back at him”
Anonymous asked:
Some people around me keep live black widows in jars. I feel it's a bad idea. Am I wrong?
Well... It's not a good idea per se. Their venom is potent enough to hurt adults and kill children. But the same goes for horses, and those are common animals to keep around.
Black widows are very docile. People have been known to handle them without any issue (which I have to stress I don't recommend you do, because a bite can send you to the hospital, but it does illustrate how docile they are). They're also very slow, like other orb weavers, so they can't suddenly bolt.
As long as you keep it in an escape-proof enclosure, there isn't really anything wrong with it.
EDIT: Horses are not venomous! They're capable of hurting and killing people, but not because they have venom!!
if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen
characters who are absolutely convinced down to their bones that they are unlovable being subjected to the mortifying ideal of being wholly and unconditionally loved. that’s the good stuff. never get tired of it.
i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲
OK! OK!
stop calling natasha lyonne straight she is a merry prankster
Trying to explain anything when you have adhd
It's the 'hear me out' that gets me
Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events
Excuse me while I shove a vibrator up my ass and connect it to a usb with a key at the end of it on a kite