Abby

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#indoorgardening

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

I am crying omfg

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Better?

Much. 

“EIIGY QEE POCR CII = FUCK OFF” - all you need to do is connect the dots!  Get it HERE.

the shirt has two sets of dots and when you connect the dots by making a small fold in the shirt up the bottom half of the bottom words help the top half of the top words spell “fuck off”

i had a hard time understanding what was happening

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

What makes mothers all that they are? Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

who said romance was dead

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser