people are always asking women ‘what if u met ur dream man but [insert something she finds extremely unattractive or a deal breaker]’ like he’s not her dream man then is he?? it’s like asking what if you were offered your dream job but they required you to eat human faeces every day, it’s an oxymoron and makes no sense… people just love hypothesising about pretend situations where women are forced to settle or lower their standards
listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients
God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory
Just a reminder: Fran has always been pro-union
Apparently most people didn’t know this but this is relevant because Fran Drescher, who played Fran Fine on the Nanny, is currently the president of the SAG-AFTRA union, which is going on strike.
Source: themakeupbrush
I wear a bra not for my own comfort, but to keep others safe. to keep them contained.
personally i love strikes. love unions. love protests. big fan all around!!
that feeling when you get a brand new story idea, but it literally has no plot yet, just vibes>>
The plot bunnies have a dumbass but adorably entertaining energy
Source: a-cloak
kiwi b ird held so gen tle and sweet . wonderful .
AB DEFGHI KL NO RSTU W
17/26
i dont think this bird even knows the alphabet .
i will teach her
Nice try FBI
OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY I'M GONNA GET IT
I AM ON A WATCHLIST
kings supporting kings
method acting as himbos
God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”
Adam: “Tit”
God: “Uhh ok”
Adam: “Boobie”
God: “Stop naming them after breasts”
Adam: Looks at rooster