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linds

@21centuryspud-blog

lol

Thank you clam man

Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.

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chrxs-art

encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.

I love it when this guy comes around

I have an exam in an hour I fucking needed clam man

““Perhaps he’s in love with Agatha,” she said. “I hope not. I intend to marry Agatha myself. She may be a thousand years old, but she makes an incomparable jam tart. Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal.””

— Clockwork Angel, Infernal Devices volume 1-Cassandra Clare (William Herondale and Tessa Gray)

“I told you before, Jem, that you would not leave me,“ Will said, his bloody hand on the hilt of the dagger. ” And you are still with me. When I breath, I will think of you, for without you I would have been dead years ago. When I wake up and when I sleep, when I lift up my hands to defend myself or when I lie down to die, you will be with me. You say we are born again. I say there is a river that divides the dead and the living. What I do know is that if we are born again, I will meet you in another life, if there is a river, you will wait on the shores for me to come to you, so we can cross together.“ Will took a deep breath and let go of the knife. He drew his hand back. The cut on his palm was already healing- the result of the half dozen iratzes on his skin. ” You hear that, James Carstairs? We are bound, you and I, over the divide of death, down through whatever generations may come. Forever.“ He rose to his feet and looked down at the knife. The knife was Jem’s, the blood was his. This spot of ground, whether he could ever find it again, whether he lived to try, would be theirs. He turned around to walk to Balios, towards Wales and Tessa. He did not look back.”

— Clockwork Princess

we’re either gonna be the generation that revolts & saves the planet OR the elder gen of a post-apocalyptic society, so like, either way, suit tf up y’all we’re in for a wild ride

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

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tienriu

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

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lynati

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

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jaspurr

live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful

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sprosslee

Good advice