sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question.
i’d name him Squant btw. if u even care
Thinking about them (the Snoopies) 😌
any guilty pleasures
every humanly indulgence makes me quake with shame & humiliation
dont take the things im annoyed by too seriously im currently pissed off at how badly-designed the golden girls' coffee pot is
look at this shit. 90 degrees betty white fighting for her life and still 2 mugs of coffee stuck in there
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
“I have never been able to understand people with consistent lives – people who, for example, grow up in a liberal Catholic household and stay that way; or who in junior high school are already laying down a record on which to run for president one day. Imagine having no discarded personalities, no vestigial selves, no visible ruptures with yourself, no gulf of self-forgetfulness, nothing that requires explanation, no alien version of yourself that requires humor and accommodation. What kind of life is that?”
— Michael Warner, “Tongues Untied” in Curiouser: On the Queerness of Children (216)
idk what joyless geek decided it was sinful to enjoy food and sex and earthly pleasure, but that guy was dead wrong
ur actually supposed to feel everything as much as possible btw
When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer
ceo of being weird by myself in my bedroom.
concept: a few years from now, you’re living your best life. you have your dream job. you’ve evolved into the greatest version of yourself. you’re happy. you’re content.





