Devastated

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

I want to road trip and watch sunsets and get drunk on the beach

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

Dogma (1999)

y'all ugly

Eye of the beholder my man

behold these nuts g

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

ccant relate

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah

they found LIVING sharks in an active underwater volcano recently i’m shaken

there is no god only shark