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LOOKING FOR A SIGN EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT?
HERE IT IS.
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Anonymous asked:
ok so I'm so sorry for doing this but I've been off the internet for a few days can you please explain what's happening with Harry's cake and Louis slaying Simon?? thank you so much omggg
ok, it’s kind of a long story but here i go.
- a few days ago i got some anon messages claiming that louis (and azoff) are purposefully fucking with babygate (x, x)
- soon after, it was discovered (via a tmz article) that briana’s family had registered over 100 websites with urls related to the baby/briana and were (and still are, i believe) auctioning off ‘freddietomlinson.com’ for $25k yikes
- funnily enough, ‘freddietomlinson.com’ was registered later than the others, which led to the theory that louis had changed the baby name to freddie reign (a reference to freddie mercury from queen lol) at the last minute by posting that baby pic
- which made me think ‘damn that anon seems to be right’ about louis fucking things up
- also, louis and briana had been papped separately several days in a row, with louis being photographed at a hotel, which is funny because he was continuously rumored to be buying a house in LA to be closer to the baby. if he’d done that, why would he be at a hotel?
- and that led to the conclusion that louis and azoff are organizing their own pap walks to mess with the babygate storyline, which was also mentioned by the anon i’ve been getting messages from
- finally, today louis was reported to be renting a house in LA. once again, messing with the idea that he had purchased a house. AND as the icing on the cake, the house apparently is owned by paul mckenna, simon’s rumored boyfriend
- basically, louis is fucking with simon and babygate and it’s glorious
- my anon also mentioned that louis and azoff are working with tmz, which is why their reporting on babygate has been a little strange
- which finally leads me to harry’s cake, which said “happy birthday harvey.” at first people thought it was the nickname that the azoff’s have for harry, but once we realized their nickname for him is “herschel” and have never called him harvey we all went :oooo because….
- who happens to be named harvey? harvey levin, the founder of none other than tmz
- soooooo we’ll see if something happens on harry’s b-day
sorry that was so long lol, hope it helps!
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A word on Zootopia...
Okay so we all have heard of Zootopia right? It’s the cute movie with all the animals in it that everyone’s laughing about because “haha furries” right? This thingy right here:
So it’s a kids movie. The target audience is clearly like, elementary and middle school-aged kids. And we need to talk about that for a second, because being someone who works with kids as a means of income, I know that they’re extremely fragile.
So what am I getting at here? Simple; be careful of what you draw and how you tag it.
So in other words, yes there will be porn, but you need to tag it so it doesn’t turn up in Google Safe Search.
Ever since Disney started putting out trailers for this movie, I’ve been grinding my teeth in fear because I’m scared of what these poor kids are going to find. I’m thinking back to the MLP fandom and how even with Safe Search on you can still find porn of the characters from that show. Kids deserve to be able to watch movies intended for them without going on the internet later and doing a google search of their favorite characters, only to find a picture of them doing the nasty. Like seriously. Let kids be kids!
I know a lot of you guys are going to be really good about this, but for those of you who might forget, here are some tags that you should use on pretty much any website that you guys want to post your NSFW art on;
- NSFW
- porn
- 18+
Google Safe Search will filter out anything tagged with the above. Which is good, because that’s what we want.
Keep the kids safe, friends. Please.
TL;DR: If you’re going to make furry porn of Zootopia, tag it appropriately so the kids don’t see it.
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That’s all, thanks for reading! Stay safe, stay hydrated!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND EVERYONE’S SANITY LISTEN TO @scribbleboxfox
PLEASE
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Dan: …everyone’s favourite angel bean
Phandom:
fictionwritingtips
Useful Writing Websites
I compiled most of the writing websites I’ve mentioned on my blog into one post. I find a lot of these sites useful, so hopefully they can help you out!
Imagination Prompt Generator: This give you a one-sentence writing prompt that will help you come up with ideas. I think it also allows you to set a ten minute timer for each prompt.
Wridea: I really like this site because you can write down simple ideas that you can organize later and put into a bigger project. You can share these ideas or the site will help you randomly match ideas. It’s great for brainstorming and building a fully formed outline.
List of Unusual Words — Here’s a site you can browse through that gives you a list of unusual words for every letting in the alphabet. If you’re looking to switch up your vocab, or looking to develop a way a character speaks, this is a good reference.
Picometer — Here’s a writing progress meter that can be embedded on your site or blog. There’s also the Writertopia meter that shows word count/current mood.
Cut Up Machine: This website takes whatever words you typed or pasted into the box and rearranges your sentences. It’s not practical for writing a novel, but it might help with poetry OR coming up with ideas. Experiment with it and see what you can come up with.
Orion’s Arm: This is a great website to use if you want to research worldbuilding or if you have science questions. There are tons of resources you can use.
Word Frequency Counter: If you’re finding that you’re using the same words over and over again, this website should help. You’ll be able to count the frequency usage of each word in your text. This should help you switch up the words you’re using and understand where the problem might be.
Phrase Frequency Counter: This is same site explained above, but it counts the phrases you’re using.
My Writing Nook: This allows you to write or jot down ideas wherever you are. You don’t need to have your laptop in order to access it, so it might help you during this time. You can write as long as you have your phone.
Writer: The Internet Typewriter - This site lets you write, save, share, and/or convert your writing online. I tried it out and it’s pretty cool. It saves for you and is a great way to brainstorm or plan out some ideas.
The Forge - The Forge is a fantasy, creature, spell, and location name generator. It’s awesome.
One Word: This site gives you one word to write about for 60 seconds. This should help you get started with your own writing and will work as a writing prompt to get you warmed up. It’s a great way to get yourself motivated.
Confusing Words: On this site you can search through confusing words that often stump many writers. It’s not a huge reference, but it should help you with some writing/grammar issues.
Cliché Finder: This site allows you to enter parts of your writing and it will search for clichés. If you find that you’re using the same phrases over and over again, this will help a lot. I haven’t messed around with it too much, but it looks useful.
Hand Written Fonts: If you’re looking for great hand written fonts, this is a great reference. All of them are pretty awesome.
Tip of My Tongue — you know when you’re trying to think of a specific word, but you just can’t remember what it is? This site will help you narrow down your thoughts and find that word you’ve been looking for. It can be extremely frustrating when you have to stop writing because you get a stuck on a word, so this should help cut that down.
-Kris Noel
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no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
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2012 dan is probably turning in his grave
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the signs as iconic baby gate moments
aries : louis throwing the baby doll and proclaiming "it's not real !"
taurus : brianas' grandma leaking photos of louis and briana clubbing
gemini : conchobar
cancer : louis doing a pap walk to sunglass hut the day after the baby was born
leo : the mpreg harry manips being used by the media
virgo : brianas' grandma confirming the birth via instagram
libra : the due date changing from march to january
scorpio : harry being asked if he was okay right after the confirmation
sagittarius : media claiming any blonde girl is briana
capricorn : being papped with an empty car seat
aquarius : article with babys name and birth weight being released when briana was 5 months pregnant
pisces : trying to pass of pictures of random pregnant people as briana
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Anonymous asked:
Would you mind sharing your thoughts on everything we're seeing this morning, Beth? From all the domains registered to the J's, to the difference in Louis' hair length that indicates that baby photo was taken in December, and that the fact that it looks like Louis sprung Freddie on the J's unexpectedly.
Ok let me try to get my brain together (I just woke up). If you think tmz bringing up the domains is an accident, think again. They are totally getting the story when this breaks. I feel like a broken record but we are building to SOMETHING BIG. and no that’s not some weird ass confirmation it’s his kid.
I see a lot of people talking about how Louis went off book and released the name so he could expose them. I think this is partially correct.
I think Azoff is running this whole birth/reveal/aftermath and it’s HIM that made these decisions (probably with Louis’ help and input). I don’t really believe Simon is all that involved NOW but it makes sense that back in early December when there might have been negotiations and planning on exactly how this would go, they decided to take some pics so that if they needed them, they had them.
I don’t believe the Jungleworths knew this was coming. I don’t think they know any of the plans now, I think they are reacting to a situation thats becoming increasing difficult for them. Because unlike Simon and AnnMarie, Azoff is not only okay letting them take the fall for all this, he is making it happen.
There is a purpose to everything we are seeing. There is no real tug of war here. What I’m seeing is a chess master preparing moves and executing a strategy to block the other narrative off the board before it becomes an issue. Simon can’t say really that Louis is a piece of shit because Azoff has already made sure he doesn’t remotely look like one. And yes part of this strategy would be to make those tweets and release the Freddie picture.
As one last note, I don’t believe any of this recalling so easily a lot of Simon’s greatest hits is a coincidence. There is a reason Azoff didn’t announce his management of 1d or Louis yet. He needs the ambiguity to do things that we or the fandom might not like–but by cloaking them with Simon associations, Simon takes all the blame for everything considered “bad.” And is essentially further discredited.
