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“This Disrupts Our Right To Party”

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Personal blog for @purkinjebastardThis is where I keep my non-school stuff.Mostly Superjail, xenomorphs, portal, dumb memes, Steven universe, Etc... (icon also by Kiwu)
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A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

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Staff can go eat an entire dick. You’ve managed to fuck over countless artists and cause a mass exodus. I’m taking bets that this site won’t last more than a year if they don’t cut this shit out.

Sometimes I look down at my chest and I’m like “ugh I’ve really let myself go, I have some serious manboobs” then I’m like “wait those are supposed to be there”.

I don’t even like having these, all they do is distort whatever is on my graphic tees (99% of my wardrobe, I hate women’s tees because they’re usually lower-cut and have small sleeves so I wear men’s tees), make sleeping on my stomach uncomfortable, and I’ve already been groped by a patient (head injury plus acohol plus hypoglycemia, so I’ll give him a pass because his mind was completely shot at that point). I wear sports bras to minimize the..... movement factor, and I’ve tried double sports bras to try to flatten out a bit but doing that is pretty restricting to my rib cage and after a while it causes pain if i have to breathe deeper (if I have to chase a patient down, or have to run around in the middle of the night on a call).

CALLOUT POST

I will seriously mail my left kidney to whoever can get me a 3DS charger, fucking Frys electronics doesn’t even have them and my asshole cat chewed my charger up I NEED TO PLAY POKÉMON.

This ☝🏻moderately-sized fucker right here 👀👀 has chewed through:

- at least 5 pairs of earbuds,

- 3 iPad 2 chargers (the fat ones that are hard to find because my iPad is from like 2012),

- 2 iPhone chargers,

- a necklace

- like 3 DS cables

- several of my knitting projects.

(That’s my leg btw, not an ass)

He is pure unadulterated evil. An abomination. Made of nothing but humanity’s sins. He is a veRY BAD CAT 🐈

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Holy fuck i wondered what venom reminded me of. (Orcas are my favorite animal) this just makes him even better

hey fellas, reblog this post before 31-10-18 23:59 and you will recieve a spoopy surprise in your inbox ^•^

(it might take up to Halloween for you to recieve the spoop)

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My stupid idiot dumbass dickhead cat fucked up the blanket so I had to restart but IM GETTING THERE. 2 ROWS DOWN, 9000000000QPZJFD FUCKTILLION TO GO.

Working on a new blanket for my sister’s tiny child.

I saw this yarn at the craft store and it reminded me of a certain someone

So of course I had to buy it.

What the fuck is wrong with me. Why does the universe hate me so goddamn much. I swear to god everything I touch goes to shit, I can’t fucking do anything right. Why can’t my fucking brain just work like it’s supposed to? I can’t focus, I have zero patience, it takes me twice as long to learn something that everyone else can do right away, I can’t even control my own fucking emotions, and I do and say shit impulsively out of anger, then regret it later. Tiny problems that shouldn’t even bother me make me so furious I want to break stuff and just destroy everything. But I can’t. I have nobody who has the same problem I do and I can’t talk to anyone about it without sounding like a psychopath. I don’t want to be impulsive, I don’t want to throw tantrums, I don’t want to be so angry so easily, but no matter how hard I try I can’t suppress it. I want to be able to just sit quietly and read, or do something for more than ten minutes before wanting to rip my skin off, or be able to just wait instead of losing my patience and lashing out. I don’t understand basic shit I’m supposed to be able to, my working memory is garbage, I can’t remember basic shit I need to know, and I end up looking like an idiot. I study constantly but none of it sticks, and all of my classmates think I’m stupid and none of them want anything to do with me. I know I have severe ADHD and there’s nothing anyone can do about it, no medication will ever fix all of my symptoms, I’m physically defective. But it’s affecting every single part of my life. Not even my personality is spared. I can’t ever be normal, I always have to fight with my own brain to get anything done, and I’m exhausted.

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

It’s now almost 4 AM and I can’t fUCKING SLEEP. 2 nervous about my trauma clinical tomorrow night. I stopped playing portal for tonight because I got sick of Wheatley’s shit.

I can’t sleep and I remembered that I haven’t played portal 2 in a super long time so I started over, and good god, I had forgotten how much of an asshole GLaDOS is. I love it.

I’m getting old

I’m turning 20 this month but I feel old as hell. My joints pop and my back hurts and my vision is bad and I take medication and shit.

Put me in a home.

Hell yeah apparently target optical sends you a birthday present so I can get free prescription lenses if I buy a frame. I’ve wanted sunglasses but my vision is bullshit (20:400) and lenses/contacts are expensive.

gonna get me a pair of Aviators 😎