Happy J.U.I.C.E. day y'all. In 3 years time we'll all be immortal. Buy more Lunchables and get practicing on ur Football skillz, you're gonna need both more than u think :)
Just bought wonderbread for the first time. I knew it was a mistake from the start of course, but when I opened it it smelled SO musky... is that why that one dude was so into it 😥
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI
The internet calling “rigatoni pasta day” a TikTok meme feels like a bunch children forgetting their ancestral roots.
IVE BEEN SEARCHING ON GOOGLE FOR TUMBLR POSTS RELATED TO THIS!! Thank you for letting me know I'm not crazy
this entire website for the past 2 days
I saw this whole series of memes througj Tiktok because I’m barely ever on here anymore. I guess all I can say is I’m glad Tumblr never changes
Actually, no, you are not "my little pogchamp". Die one thousand deaths.
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Actually, no, you
are not "my little pogchamp".
Die one thousand deaths.
Domestic terrorist masterpost
Masterpost of identified insurrectionists who participated in the violent attempted overthrow/coup of the US government on 7 January 2021.
Richard “Bigo” Barnett of Gravette, Arkansas, who broke into the Capitol and stole mail from Speaker Pelosi’s desk.
Jon Schaffer from heavy metal band Iced Earth under record label Century Media Records.
Known Nazi Matthew Heimbach.
Nicholas Rodean of Frederick, Maryland.
Photos and IDs courtesy of @HomeGrownTerrorists on Instagram.
Emily Lewis of Dayton, Ohio, now fired from her job at Taylor Communications.
Adam Johnson of Palmetto, Florida, seen here stealing a podium during the violent invasion of the Capitol Building. His wife is Dr. Suzanne Johnson at Davita Medical in Palmetto, Florida.
Pro wrestler James DeFalco aka “Jimmy Jact Cash”. Seen in the news previously for defrauding members of his now-bankrupt gyms of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Derrick Evans recently elected to West Virginia’s House of Delegates. It takes a special kind of domestic terrorist to try to overthrow the federal government while holding an elected position.
Anonymous asked:
The leftist pearl clutching after Wednesday is so pathetic. You brought violence into modern mainstream American politics, now deal with the other side responding. Did you really think the right would go “oh they’re attacking us and burning down our cities, let’s go home guys, I guess they won”?
I hope those guillotine memes were worth it bro
noted leftist Joe Biden attributes his political education to Lenin, seen here in his youth as a guerilla fighter alongside Castro’s revolutionary forces
America was a peaceful land, perfectly united without venom or partisanship until Outside Agitators burned down a police station in Portland triggering the great patriotic reawakening of ‘21
just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”
shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up
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okay i like never add on to posts on tumblr but,,, the team that made among us also made the henry stickmin games, which have a “i warned you about the stairs bro” achievement (in the diamond one i think?) so like,,, they knew what was going on
Yeah, and this is in Henry Stickmin.
Woooah look my first cosplay :0
It’s probably pretty obvious that it’s Nine from 17776 to whoever’s read it, I mean this took a hell of a long time so I hope it’s at least recognizable.
I really love how this turned out and I hope you guys like it too ^^“
Reblogging because the sequel is being released babeyyyy!!! Also Jon tweeted this out way back when which was pretty cool :)
I check back on Tumblr and the first thing I see is a blog with a bio saying they’re transphobic but also dysphoric. Hi y’all :)
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
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“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
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Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can! ❤️❤️❤️
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Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏
Credits to the murderer