*possible incidents may include: chaos mutation, wish granting, regular mutation, shapeshifting gone wrong, combining your dead dream-self with your omniscient, faceless, green-flickering pet and then recombining upon apotheosis, surgical modification, and HRT
**includes ears, horns, antennae, additional eyes, pedipalps, spines, frills, feathers, external gills, and tentacles
***tail, abdomen, whatever
addition: you may get random additional features such as claws, insectile wings, feathers, tapetum lucidum, nictating membrane, scales, animalistic behavior, shells, and many other!
they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often
summer time heat 🔥
subway boss ingo, what a big coat you have
among the simps I spot some veteran undressing challenge supporters as well as some concerned passengers sksks
still much too covered. should we turn up the heat even more?
the temperatures rising. how about taking off another layer?
Usagi: *looking at a drawing Chibiusa made* She captured Rei, all right.
Rei: Oh, let me see!
*Rei in the drawing has her hands on her hips and looks angry*
Rei: *making the same face and pose* That doesn't look a thing like me.
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
zachsanomaiy
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
